Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Paragon Avenger]

Here comes the opinions again, falling on my head like oak.

[Pengy]

Here comes Pluto again, falling on my head like a planet.

[healix]

Here comes Quasimodo again, falling on my head like a quarterback.

[Paragon Avenger]

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like rice.

[Paragon Avenger]

Here comes the squishies again, falling on my head like stones.

[Floride]

Here comes the tallow again, falling on my head like a two-by-four.

[Pengy]

Here comes the umbrella again, falling on my head like uranium.

[Paragon Avenger]

Here comes the violence again, falling on my head like villains.

[Pengy]

Here comes the wind again, falling on my head like a Wendigo.

[Paragon Avenger]

Here comes the xenomorphes again, falling on my head like x-rays.

[Floride]

Here comes the yams again, falling on my head like yo-yo's.

[Paragon Avenger]

Here comes the zebras again, falling on my head like Zealots.

[Paragon Avenger]

How many [nouns] does it take to [verb] a lightbulb?
(optional, you can answer the question.)

Yes, it's a verb, but you need a challenge.

[Paragon Avenger]

How many absent-minded people does it take to answer a lightbulb?

(One, only once, especially if it has been on for a while.)

[Paragon Avenger]

How many ballerinas does it take to bring a lightbulb?

At least 8, if you want it done gracefully.

[Paragon Avenger]

How many construction workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

(One, but we'll have to change the estimate.)

[Floride]

How many derelicts does it take to damage a light bulb?

40. 39 to scream at it and 1 to try to pet it with a pop-tart.

[Paragon Avenger]

How many Eskimos does it take to eat a lightbulb?

[SerialBeggar]

How many Franciscans does it take to fry a light bulb?

[Floride]

How many grandpas does it take to google a light bulb?