Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[healix]

Frankly my linguine, I don't give a leotard.

[Paragon Avenger]

Frankly my mistress, I don't give a mink.

[SerialBeggar]

Frankly my nemesis, I don't give a name.

[Floride]

Frankly my obstetrician, I don't give an orangutang.

[Daemien]

Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a deer.

[Floride]

Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a deer.

I see your new here, so welcome to the forums! Just to let you and maybe others who also didn't know, the game is kinda like a mad lib but each post goes in alphabetical order.

Frankly my (m)istress, I don't give a (m)ink.
Frankly my (n)emesis, I don't give a (n)ame.
Frankly my (o)bstetrician, I don't give an (o)rangutang.

So the next words should both start with (P)].
Now that you know, welcome to the game! Take another crack at it.

[Paragon Avenger]

Frankly my obstetrician, I don't give an orangutang.

I usually don't comment on other people's post, but that sounds funny.

OB/GYN: Mrs. Smith, you are pregent with an orangutang.
Mrs. Smith: Frankly my dear obstetrician, I don't give an orangutang.

It struck me as funny.
Also that Mistress one, that was funny too.

[healix]

Frankly my peabrain, I don't give a poot!

[Pengy]

Frankly my queen, I don't give a quantum.

[SerialBeggar]

Frankly, my reality, I don't give a reason.

[Paragon Avenger]

Frankly my stockbroker, I don't give a share.

[Floride]

Frankly my turkey, I don't give a tryptophan.

[Paragon Avenger]

Franky my usher, I don't gaive a usurper.

[Floride]

Frankly my vixen, I don't give a vitamin.

[Paragon Avenger]

Frankly my wicked witch, I don't give a wretched wit.

[healix]

Frankly my zombie, I don't give a zit

[Paragon Avenger]

Frankly my zombie, I don't give a zit

Zombie doesn't start with an X.
Lose a trun.
Next.

[SerialBeggar]

Frankly, my Xanadu, I don't give a xenodiagnosis.

[Paragon Avenger]

Franky my yetta, I don't give a yellow yarn.

[Paragon Avenger]

Healix: Frankly my zombie, I don't give a zit