Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH

[Acanous]

State Farm. Like a good Neighbor, Statesfarm is there.

[Goddangit]

General Mills -- who will come out with City of Her-O's.

Featuring flavor O's like...

Sister Strawberry
Positron Purple (grape)
War Witch Watermellon

and many more...

[Sinistar]

Jack Daniels

[Paragon Avenger]

Cheetos

Baddies that go crunch.

[Paragon Avenger]

Jack Daniels

I already said J.D.
First page about the 15th entry.
"Filtered for extra smooth gameplay"

[Paragon Avenger]

American Family Insurance

Sung to tune of jiggle: American Family Villains

[Paragon Avenger]

Just My Size

The game just fits.

[GenericHero05]

Dos Equis beer

The most interesting man in the world:  "I don't always play MMOs, but when I do, I prefer City of Heroes."

The commercial ends with him stating the signature sign-off: "Stay the course, my friends."

[Ryo Kinsaru]

Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"

[Paragon Avenger]

Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"

Love it.

[GenericHero05]

Chef Gordon Ramsay:

"Where the f&%k is the f&%king game? Why the f&%k isn't the f&%king game up and f&%king running yet? Just buy the f&%king game and put it the f&%k online! The f&%king customers are f&%king waiting!"

F&%king awesome.

[Ironwolf]

The UFC - Dana White speaking to NCSoft.

So you wanna be a fsking MMO company? Then you better get the game online and stop fsking jerking my chain. Look you are the ones stupid enough to shutdown the fsking game. Stop being a moron and sign the fsking papers. Get on with it or I'll have Ronda Rousey stop by and break your fsking arm.

[Paragon Avenger]

Verizon Wireless

They could over charge us for the game.
Eight cents a minute of gameplay, unless you buy a package.
Now if you exceed your package minutes than there is an overage fee plus the charge for the minutes.
And task forces and incarnate trials are extra.
Unless you buy the All In The Family plan that includes 2 additional accounts, $59.95 for each additional account. And more confusing plans and options.

And nighttime and weekends are free, but not in all areas.

[Dying Breath]

Visa Infinite.

Paragon City: It's everywhere you want to be.

[Takinalis]

The Home Depot

"More Saving. More Doing."

CoH (I) = City of Home Improvement.

[Brigadine]

Malaysia Airlines
We bring heaven to earth.

[Nyx Nought Nothing]

Toha Heavy Industries.

[Paragon Avenger]

Lays Potato Chips

No one can play just one mission.

[Paragon Avenger]

Lil' Debbie snack cakes

You know you want to play.

[Floride]

Progressive Insurance
You get / have to team with Flo.

Geico
15 Task Forces with Johng can earn you 15 million in debt XP.

;D