Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[SerialBeggar]

We shall sell no opiates before it's okayed.




:o what?

[Power Gamer]

We will sell no rustles before its jimmies.

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[Paragon Avenger]

It looks like Power Gamer got to the opiates cat nip.

We shall sell no pie before it's poisoned.
Or
We shall sell no pictures before they are painted.
Or
We shall sell no puppy before it's petted.
Or
We shall sell no pumpkin before it's pie.

Take your pick.

(Q is next)

[SerialBeggar]

We shall sell no quackery until it's quaint.

[Paragon Avenger]

We shall sell no Riesling before it's ready.

[Power Gamer]

We will sell no souls before they are singed!

[Paragon Avenger]

Alright, Power Gamer is back in the game, welcome back.

We shall sell no toadstool before it's tainted.

[Power Gamer]

We shall sell no uvulopalatoplasty before its uvular deviation.

[Paragon Avenger]

We shall sell no viper before it's vicious.

[Power Gamer]

We will sell no walrus before its wormed.

[Paragon Avenger]

We shall sell no xylophone before it's x-rayed.

[Power Gamer]

We will sell no yahyeen before its yetzirah.

[Paragon Avenger]

We shall sell no zoo before it's zoned.

[Paragon Avenger]

Power Gamer, does ya got a good phrase?

[Power Gamer]

Power Gamer, does ya got a good phrase?

I used to be an investor like you, but I took a broker fee to the portfolio. 

[SerialBeggar]

Which words to replace?

[Paragon Avenger]

OK, I'll do a phrase.

[Frosted Lucky Charms] they're magically [delicious].

Apples they're magically appetizing.

[SerialBeggar]

Boobs, they're magically beguiling.
;)

[Paragon Avenger]

Coconuts, they're magically carnivorous.

[SerialBeggar]

Dingleberries, they're magically decorative.