Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

Started by chuckv3, June 29, 2014, 10:53:54 PM

Paragon Avenger

Alternate for'O', because it's funny:

Oscar, it's what's for overacting.


OK, now 'Q':

Quantum, it's what's for Quarks.

SerialBeggar

Teams are the number one killers of Soloists.

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Pengy


SerialBeggar

Ulster.  It's what's for unionists.

(I'm not sure if that's phrased correctly.  I only took a quick read through in wikipedia.)
Teams are the number one killers of Soloists.

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Water, it's what's for watering.

Xrays, it's what's for xraying.



Zebras, it's what's for zoos.

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Since, I had to finish it, I'll pass so someone else can pick the next phrase.
Maybe another line from 'twas the night ...


healix

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the *

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the bar,
you could hear drunken sounds of barfing from afar.
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Paragon Avenger

What?

First we go alphabetical.  So start with, I don't know, A maybe.
Second, we replace two words.

So like, 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.

OK, a bit long.  But which two words?

So how about:

And all through the [house] not a creature was [stirring] not even a mouse.


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I'll start.
With A

Just to recap A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z
OK, got it?

And all through the asylum not a creature was affected not even a mouse.

OK, now let's see B is next.

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Pengy

And all through the bayou not a creature was blending, not even a mouse.

SerialBeggar

And all through the champagne not a creature was carbonated, not even a mouse.
Teams are the number one killers of Soloists.

damienray

And all through the dungeon not a creature was dismembered, not even a mouse.

Relitner

And all through the empire not a creature was eviscerated, not even a mouse.
in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti amen

Pengy

And all through the field, not a creature was farming, not even a mouse.

SerialBeggar

And all through the garrotings, not a creature was gagging, not even a mouse.
Teams are the number one killers of Soloists.

houtex

And all through the house, not a creature was humping, not even the mice.

Brownchicken browncow...