Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Pengy]

I'm a little vixen, short and vulpine.

[houtex]

I'm a little (Ghost) Widow, (not) short, and Wanton.

[Paragon Avenger]

I'm a little X-man short and extraordinary.

It counts, next.

[Pengy]

I'm a little Yordle, short and yellow.

[houtex]

I'm a little Zaphod, short and Zealous.

Ok.  So.  My turn!

Um...  Ok, here ya go.  For better or else, I pick this slogan:


[Beef.]  It's what's for [Dinner]

I will abstain from the first entry.  GO!

[SerialBeggar]

Afterburners.  It's what for absconding.

[Paragon Avenger]

Bologna it's what's for barfing.

(I think I like this one)

[Paragon Avenger]

Cola it's what's for chugging.

(Belch)  excuse me.

[SerialBeggar]

Derp!  It's what's for dumbasses.

[houtex]

Egg yolks.  They're what's for Emulsifying.

[Paragon Avenger]

Forks, it's what's for feeding yer face.

[SerialBeggar]

Gasoline.  It's what's for gophers.

[healix]

Lizards. It's what's for insurance commercials.

[Paragon Avenger]

Health points, it's what's for heroes.

Justice, it's what's for Jack in Irons.

This alphabet stuff is hard.

[Paragon Avenger]

Kicking, it's what's for knock back.

[houtex]

Lollipops.  They're what's for licking.

[Blondeshell]

Backing up to "I" for a minute:

Ice cream. It's what's for ingesting.

Continuing:

Mobs. They're what's for mashing.

[Paragon Avenger]

Nemisis, it's what's for noobs.

Who said these had to make sense?

[Pengy]

Ouroboros, it's what's for ophiophobes.

[SerialBeggar]

Peep-holes. It's what's for peering.