Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 184639 times)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #160 on:** April 09, 2015, 12:53:39 AM »

Pringles,

Because you can stack them, and in City of Heroes you can ... (what? Oh, you can't do that in the game? I didn't know that.) ... nevermind.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #161 on:** April 11, 2015, 02:35:23 AM »

Kroger

Because just like you, we have alt-itis:

(Kroger, Dillon's, Fred Meyer, Fry's, QFC, Ralph's, Smith's, Baker's, City Market, Food4Less, Foods Co, Gerble's, Jay C, King Shopper, Owen's, Pay Less super market, Harris Teeter, iWireless, Kwik Shop, Littman Jewelers, Loaf'N'Jug, QuikStop, The Little Clinic, Tom Thumb, Turkey Hill, Fred Meyer Jelewers)

As an aside, whenever you patronize any of these places, refer to it as "Loaf'N'Jug".

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #162 on:** April 18, 2015, 04:05:47 AM »

Fruit Loops

The best cereal to eat while you're rubber-banding.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #163 on:** April 19, 2015, 03:00:02 AM »

Spandex

We supply Icon and they supply you with costumes.

Floride · « **Reply #164 on:** April 20, 2015, 03:25:46 PM »

Game of Thrones

Because we love any storyline that kills off the favorite characters.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #165 on:** April 23, 2015, 12:43:17 AM »

Toyota,

No reason.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #166 on:** April 24, 2015, 03:16:42 AM »

HBO,

That way, they could stream video of players taking down giant monsters or defeating the last A/V of a task force. HBO would actually have something good on for a change.

Rebutal by HBO: Ouch!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #167 on:** April 26, 2015, 03:23:31 AM »

Checker's / Rally's,

Talking bags for everybody.

tumbleweedgamer · « **Reply #168 on:** April 26, 2015, 04:05:18 PM »

WhataBurger

WhatAHero,, Orange and White champion with a giant two handed french fry.

Floride · « **Reply #169 on:** April 27, 2015, 01:24:06 PM »

JJ Abrams

Reviving franchises is what i do

Arcana · « **Reply #170 on:** April 27, 2015, 10:07:06 PM »

Harley Davidson

Praetorian by birth. Rogue by choice.

Floride · « **Reply #171 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:55:49 PM »

Betty Crocker

Now we have recipes that can literally make you invisible

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #172 on:** May 04, 2015, 05:25:23 AM »

Bush's Beans,

Because this is our hill and these are our beans.

MegaWatt · « **Reply #173 on:** May 04, 2015, 06:42:48 AM »

variation on the Pringles from earlier

Once you pop SB you just cant stop!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #174 on:** May 06, 2015, 06:12:25 AM »

Baldwin Piano;

We could make City of Heroes the Steinway of MMO's.

Floride · « **Reply #175 on:** May 06, 2015, 07:07:14 PM »

Rubbermaid

We make everything else, so why not games?

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #176 on:** May 07, 2015, 02:29:26 AM »

Pizza Hut,

Imagine stuffed crust Rikti.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #177 on:** May 11, 2015, 03:23:17 AM »

Bang & Olufsen:

They will make the game superb.
Nobody will be able to afford it, but it will be superb.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #178 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:10:12 AM »

Enterprise Rental Car,

They will have a service that will pick you up and take you to your contact.

Floride · « **Reply #179 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:37:12 AM »

Red Bull

It gives you wings... and jet packs... and teleportation... and...

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