Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 184836 times)

Floride · « **Reply #240 on:** July 16, 2015, 01:33:41 AM »

City of Kiss! The Kiss army rocks the Arachnos or the longbow depending on your color (blue/red).

I did this in demo mode a while back...

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #241 on:** July 19, 2015, 04:09:18 AM »

Barnes & Noble,

Why risk YOUR life battling enemies when you can sit back, relax and read about it.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #242 on:** July 22, 2015, 12:27:51 AM »

Teflon,

Nothing sticks, not even street gangs and evil corporations (crey).

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #243 on:** July 23, 2015, 03:15:45 AM »

Mounds & Almond Joy,

Because, sometimes you feel like a hero, sometimes you don't.

Floride · « **Reply #244 on:** July 25, 2015, 11:07:19 AM »

DuPont

You like spandex? You're welcome.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #245 on:** July 26, 2015, 03:40:59 AM »

Gillete,

As good as a hero can get.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #246 on:** July 27, 2015, 03:54:48 AM »

Big Bingo,

We can call out numbers with the best of them, and by numbers we mean missions.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #247 on:** July 28, 2015, 03:25:08 AM »

Franzia,

We put wine in boxes, we can do the same for City of ~~Merlot~~ Heroes.

RGladden · « **Reply #248 on:** July 28, 2015, 05:03:04 PM »

Marvel Comics

Yeah. Riiiiiiiigggghhhhttttt!!!

Floride · « **Reply #249 on:** July 28, 2015, 05:32:54 PM »

Suave Shampoo

We'll make you look as if you spent a fortune on your costume.

Floride · « **Reply #250 on:** August 05, 2015, 02:11:00 AM »

FEMA

We finally found a way to sit around & do nothing AND finally get to be heroes.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #251 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:29:06 AM »

Tyson,

Because there ain't no chicken in Paragon City.

wrkidd · « **Reply #252 on:** August 06, 2015, 12:03:06 AM »

Coca-Cola
All that billboard space in Paragon City screams for naming rights. Share a Coke with xxxxx!

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #253 on:** August 06, 2015, 12:48:20 AM »

Coca-Cola
All that billboard space in Paragon City screams for naming rights. Share a Coke with xxxxx!

Of Course!

Share a Coke with Lord Recluse

Felderburg · « **Reply #254 on:** August 06, 2015, 03:43:13 AM »

Of Course!

Share a Coke with Lord Recluse

Hahaha. Can you imagine the Mean Joe Green ad with Recluse instead?

Floride · « **Reply #255 on:** August 10, 2015, 07:16:46 AM »

Sony

Because everything needs to be converted to blu-ray

Tubbius · « **Reply #256 on:** August 10, 2015, 12:06:28 PM »

Hahaha. Can you imagine the Mean Joe Green ad with Recluse instead?

A Coke in every tentacle?

"Hey kid!" and then throwing the kid his helmet?

Yup.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #257 on:** August 11, 2015, 01:45:29 AM »

A Coke in every tentacle?
"Hey kid!" and then shooting the kid with an Arachnos Rifle.
Yup.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #258 on:** August 12, 2015, 04:26:04 AM »

MCI Software,

They have to be better than NCSoft.

Floride · « **Reply #259 on:** August 13, 2015, 05:13:47 AM »

Hostess

We're shutting it down... oh wait, maybe we're not

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