So much for the end of the world.

Started by JaguarX, December 22, 2012, 02:39:55 AM

JaguarX

Well, as usual, seems like the end of the world didn't come. We still have time to come out with Plan Z before someone picks another random date for the end of the world.

Kistulot

I know that this has been happening since the beginning of recorded civilization, but I am getting really tired of doomsday predictions.

The jokes just arent funny anymore!
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JaguarX

I always took them about as serious as dropping a penny on the street. Good for a good laugh, but nothing remotely serious.

A statement I made in 2008 at work is still posted in the office.

"In the beginning, there were two people sitting and talking about the future of the planet. Then a third person approached them, pulled out a cardboard sign that said "The End is Near." and thus the world has been ending ever since."

Kistulot

Fair enough :)

If enough people derive enjoyment from this end-of-the-world then whatever, I'm just jaded to it. Y2k makes these other predictions all seem silly.

At least there was that woman charged over 100$ for a late VHS.
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Xieveral

Haven't you heard? There were miscalculations and translation errors. The world will actually end on the 23rd.  :roll:

I wonder what the next excuse will be when the 23rd passes in a quiet and uneventful manner....
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JaguarX

Quote from: Xieveral on December 22, 2012, 03:13:16 AM
Haven't you heard? There were miscalculations and translation errors. The world will actually end on the 23rd.  :roll:

I wonder what the next excuse will be when the 23rd passes in a quiet and uneventful manner....

That there we miscalculations and translation errors. The world will actually end on the 24th.

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Victoria Victrix

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Perfidus

The mayans were three weeks late. As we all know, it was several fridays ago that our world ended.

Kistulot

Quote from: Perfidus on December 22, 2012, 04:07:01 AM
The mayans were three weeks late. As we all know, it was several fridays ago that our world ended.

We have always been at war with East Asia.
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FatherXmas

Dang, now I'm going to have to pay for all this stuff.
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JaguarX

Quote from: FatherXmas on December 22, 2012, 04:25:08 AM
Dang, now I'm going to have to pay for all this stuff.

lol. yep.

Hope no poor chap walked into his boss's office, tea bagged him/her  saying "It's the end of the world! I quit!" and topping it off with the middle finger as they left.

Little David

Quote from: Kistulot on December 22, 2012, 02:41:35 AM
I know that this has been happening since the beginning of recorded civilization, but I am getting really tired of doomsday predictions.

The jokes just arent funny anymore!

Quote from: Perfidus on December 22, 2012, 04:07:01 AM
The mayans were three weeks late. As we all know, it was several fridays ago that our world ended.

I'm a little late to this party, but:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/12/20/167626648/maya-expert-the-end-of-times-is-our-idea-not-the-ancients

But this has been around for decades I think. Shadowrun used the Long Count as a basis for the ebb and flow of magic.

Nightmarer

Seems that the Mayans, well, they pretty much sucked at predicting, otherwise they could have predicted the end of their own civilzation and stuff I guess.-

Victoria Victrix

Quote from: Nightmarer on December 22, 2012, 10:34:05 AM
Seems that the Mayans, well, they pretty much sucked at predicting, otherwise they could have predicted the end of their own civilzation and stuff I guess.-

You know, when "Miss Cleo" got arrested for fraud, the first thing that went through my mind was, "If she was any kind of a psychic, you'd think she would have seen this coming."
I will go down with this ship.  I won't put my hands up in surrender.  There will be no white flag above my door.  I'm in love, and always will be.  Dido

Profit

Quote from: Kistulot on December 22, 2012, 04:08:22 AM
We have always been at war with East Asia.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Tenzhi

Maybe the world did end, and then got replaced by the current mess.  This has probably happened more than once.  I blame scientists.
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Quote from: Tenzhi on December 22, 2012, 11:49:01 AM
Maybe the world did end, and then got replaced by the current mess.  This has probably happened more than once.  I blame scientists.

The Hadron Super Collider actually screwed up our universe?  GET THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!
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Quote from: Nightmarer on December 22, 2012, 10:34:05 AMSeems that the Mayans, well, they pretty much sucked at predicting

Who said anything about the Mayans predicting anything? Not *everything* you hear on the internet is true.