LOL these stories are hilarious, primarily because I've been on each and every similar team and/or situation!
My favorite is when I played an empathy defender.
Me: Okay, if we can all TRY to stay somewhat close, my heals will be more effective.
Team: Sounds reasonable. Let's stick with the tank.
Scrapperboy: ...
Some fighting ensues.
Scrapperboy notices a corridor to the west although the rest of us, following the tank, heads north. I watch my map. I see Scrapperboy's blip heading down the corridor. Yes, I cave and follow him. Running back and forth, like a crazy man...to group...then to Scrapperboy...to group, then back to Scrapperboy. I'm burning calories by using fingers alone!
Scrapperboy: Uh...Empathy-Guy! Heal meh! Heal meh!
Me: I'm doing my best. It would be easier if you were with the group.
Scrapperboy: ...
And the inevitable happens. He dies when I'm shifting my attention to the team.
Scrapperboy: You @#)(*$@ healer! What type of healer are you?! Ever hear of RECALL FRIEND?! I need a rez now!
Me: Okay...as soon as it recharges.
Thirty minutes pass and we're doing awesome... red blip down that western corridor mumbling all the way.
Scrapperboy: Rez pls? Anybody have an awaken?!
Me: Still recharging.
Blaster: Sorry, no wakies.
Controller-Girl: I'm all out of every inspiration known to man.
Tank: *snort*
Scrapperboy: You all suck! I could do so much better without you all! *quits team, leaves mission*
Me: Rez up.