A lot of those are genuine classics!
Now if we could just put together a 'farewell' video in this kinda format...; I wish I had the programs/equipment to do it myself, but I could imagine the opening sequence of it to go something like this(filmed as if it were during CoHs final hours/minutes)...:
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*camera on CapeMike, waist-up shot as he stands in front of CityHall in AP*
'Hey, everyone, CapeMike here, and as you know, our beloved Paragon City will be gone soon...I'd just like to take 30 minutes out of your time today to try and express how I, and many others here, love our world, and-'
-Another hero idles into the pic, trying not to look TOO conspicuous-
'Er..., CapeMike?'
-CapeMike, mildly annoyed, turns to the offending hero-
'What?! I'm about to make a wonderfully moving speech here, and-'
-the 2nd hero moves in and whispers something to CapeMike, who reacts with alarm-
'...what the frak do you MEAN, -THREE- minutes, not 30?!?' -CapeMike busts out cellphone[cellphone emote]- 'Hey, guys, dump everything, we're going right to the comedic montage finale!!'
-A 3rd Hero[perhaps a CoH celebrity, maybe Tony or Mercedes?] responds-
'What about the 13 frogs and 27 gallons of Tang?'
'Throw 'em at the NCSoft execs!!!! ...finale, gogogoGO!!'
*Abrupt camera blackout with accompanying 'record scratch' sfx*
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At this point, you could fill the remaining time with lots of wacky moments and 'bloopers' highlighting real or imagined scenarios we've all experienced; pulls gone horribly wrong, etc, etc....
...does this sound like a viable or even doable idea??
...p.s.: CapeMike is my own MA/SR Scrapper...just inserting him here as an example...though I would be wide open to voicing him if someone -did- use him....