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Started by Golden Ace, December 08, 2012, 09:43:19 PM

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healix

#40
December 27, 2012, 06:45:48 PM
here you go, Ad

https://i.imgur.com/Rugte.jpg
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Penguin

#41
December 29, 2012, 08:10:13 PM
*penguins keep wandering around the store, then find some power armor and waddle up to the counter to pay for it*

healix

#42
December 30, 2012, 01:24:27 AM
*swipes the penguins' Ameripolar Express Card...bags the armor....includes a 15%-off coupon for next visit*

Thank you, and come again!
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Golden Ace

#43
December 30, 2012, 03:39:28 PM
15% OFF??!!!

Your Killing me!  *places hand over cash register*

she didn't mean it my precious

*glare*
♫Sometimes you feel like a Tank, Sometimes you don't!♪

healix

#44
December 31, 2012, 06:34:38 AM
Come on, boss...people spend MORE when they get a coupon like this. Besides, they are only for the grand reopening, *pouts*
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Penguin

#45
December 31, 2012, 10:35:35 AM
*more penguins waddle in, this time on the ceiling, looking for lead weights to hold them down while they fix gravity*

healix

#46
January 02, 2013, 09:44:15 PM
*puts Gravity Emulator on 'to do' list along side of Air Conditioner. Breaks 'Emergency Weighted Belts' glass and hands out to floating penguins. Resumes inventory*
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

healix

#47
January 09, 2013, 11:15:25 AM
*puts up the new sign Golden Ace ordered*

https://i.imgur.com/decFg.jpg
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Golden Ace

#48
January 09, 2013, 09:54:24 PM
no no no.


I said 1 for the price of 3.  >:(

god it's going to be bread and water for dinner again.  :-[
♫Sometimes you feel like a Tank, Sometimes you don't!♪

healix

#49
January 11, 2013, 04:00:44 AM
*reorders new sign*

https://i.imgur.com/bdF1t.jpg
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Golden Ace

#50
January 11, 2013, 11:26:27 AM
Now That will bring them in!  ;D
♫Sometimes you feel like a Tank, Sometimes you don't!♪

healix

#51
January 15, 2013, 01:24:32 PM
*looks at Golden Ace's other signs*

https://i.imgur.com/iOkpQ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/aw58Q.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6lo5t.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/xRHFll.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/NCEHCl.gif
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Golden Ace

#52
January 16, 2013, 01:02:41 AM
Remind me to stock up on more invisibility cloaks.
♫Sometimes you feel like a Tank, Sometimes you don't!♪

Ad_Astra

#53
January 16, 2013, 01:53:47 PM
Do the invisibility cloaks come in purple? Or do you just stock red and green?

Golden Ace

#54
January 18, 2013, 01:42:59 AM
Quote from: Ad_Astra on January 16, 2013, 01:53:47 PM
Do the invisibility cloaks come in purple? Or do you just stock red and green?

They come in any color you can imagine. or course any color other than the standard has an extra surcharge.
♫Sometimes you feel like a Tank, Sometimes you don't!♪

healix

#55
January 18, 2013, 03:39:35 AM
https://i.imgur.com/cyo3W.jpg
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

healix

#56
January 23, 2013, 11:36:06 AM
*puts out patriotic glasses display with sale sign*

https://i.imgur.com/SCA2mS6.jpg
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

LadyShin

#57
January 28, 2013, 06:11:03 PM
-crash lands at the front door with a loud THUD-

Bloody Retsu crash...

-Gets up, dusting herself off and peeks in the front door-

'Er..Excuse me, is this the Corner Store? I saw this ad in the paper...'

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=frugalfinders.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F04%2FAmerican-Apparel-100-Off-Sale.png
"Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor."

healix

#58
January 28, 2013, 11:16:45 PM
Let me know if I can help you, and be sure to sign up for our special sales notifications. Be sure and check out our clearance items and our  snack area! Good meals and good deals...
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Golden Ace

#59
January 28, 2013, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: LadyShin on January 28, 2013, 06:11:03 PM
-crash lands at the front door with a loud THUD-

Bloody Retsu crash...

-Gets up, dusting herself off and peeks in the front door-

'Er..Excuse me, is this the Corner Store? I saw this ad in the paper...'

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=frugalfinders.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F04%2FAmerican-Apparel-100-Off-Sale.png

all that stuff is in the bins out back.

there is a small cart off fee.

♫Sometimes you feel like a Tank, Sometimes you don't!♪
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