Funniest Thing you ever saw on CoX

[voodoogirl]

Ann Coultergeist.

[pewlagon]

1) Not knowing about Null the Gull until the final week! I had a pad with a checklist of the Praetorian AVs.

2) In Crey's Folley found some Rikti attacking a door. Even had a Comm Officer beaming in troops to help.

3) Worst RMTer ever.
RMTer: Hi, can I join your group?
Me: We're RPing atm, not much going on. You're welcome to join us.
RMTer: I just need to get paid?
Me: Uhm, what?
RMTer: I get paid to join groups.
Me: For what?
RMTer: I then type out our website so your group can buy money from us. So can I join your group?
Me: /ignore

[Triplash]

RMTer: I just need to get paid?
Me: Uhm, what?
RMTer: I get paid to join groups.
Me: For what?
RMTer: I then type out our website so your group can buy money from us. So can I join your group?

:o

*headdesk**headdesk**headdesk*

[Arachnion]

RMTers and RMT in general is terrible.

If you just wanna buy your way to victory, or pay to be rich, just set up a private server or buy a "tricked out" account or something.

There on your own server you can be a god, for FREE.

Of course, such a setup requires *actual effort*, which is something people who use RMT sites don't have.

Mind you I'm not condoning private servers, just stating my opinion.

/endrant

[JaguarX]

I remember running into the "Little Old Woman" patrol as I called them. 2 identical toons dressed up as little old ladies, named "Grandma Betsie" and "Grandma Edith"

Loved em so much we named our cat after Edith.

yeah a friend of mine had a trio of toons named Old Bat (WM/fire) and Battle Axe (axe/WP) and Granny Fists (WP/Stj).

[HEATSTROKE]

Ok ok This was funny.. it was messed up but it was hilarious..

so remember when the Werewolves were first made when the Council came out... so Im on my Katana/SR Scrapper Bladerunner and I see a Warwolf in Steel Canyon.. Im around level 26 or so and the Warwolf is level 37. It was obviously someone's ambush that got left behind. So Ive got my stealth and superspeed on and it cant see me..

well a level 12 guy walks RIGHT up to it and says.. " oh look a Werewolf "..

i kid you not, the Warwolf back slaps him across the street. and the guy crashed right into the side of a building.. dead of course..

I burst out laughing and my wife was like...

thats wrong.. are you gonna give him a wakie or not ?

[downix]

One Council mission on my 50 in Dark Astoria, I exited and as I'd run it before I knew there would be an ambush, so I stood there and waited... and waited... I heard a machine gun, but did not see any damage, so I waited. After 10 minutes, I looked around, trying to find the machine gun sound....

There was a level 1 Council standing there unloading his clip into me.

I wound up writing up an entire story on the guy. The worst recruit ever, who the Council bosses decided on getting rid of him by sending him into battle, solo, against my character.

[corvus1970]

One Council mission on my 50 in Dark Astoria, I exited and as I'd run it before I knew there would be an ambush, so I stood there and waited... and waited... I heard a machine gun, but did not see any damage, so I waited. After 10 minutes, I looked around, trying to find the machine gun sound....

There was a level 1 Council standing there unloading his clip into me.

I wound up writing up an entire story on the guy. The worst recruit ever, who the Council bosses decided on getting rid of him by sending him into battle, solo, against my character.

Heh! Reminds me of that familiar sight in CoX: Your team has just steamrolled a whole mob, but one minion hoofed it some distance away early-on. He then runs back after you've wiped out all his buddies, and starts firing on the team as if he's suddenly contracted a serious case of Rambo-itis, or perhaps realized that if he didn't make some token effort he'd end up wearing concrete galoshes when his boss found out :D

[JaguarX]

Ok ok This was funny.. it was messed up but it was hilarious..

so remember when the Werewolves were first made when the Council came out... so Im on my Katana/SR Scrapper Bladerunner and I see a Warwolf in Steel Canyon.. Im around level 26 or so and the Warwolf is level 37. It was obviously someone's ambush that got left behind. So Ive got my stealth and superspeed on and it cant see me..

well a level 12 guy walks RIGHT up to it and says.. " oh look a Werewolf "..

i kid you know the Warwolf back slaps him across the street. and the guy crashed right into the side of a building.. dead of course..

I burst out laughing and my wife was like...

thats wrong.. are you gonna give him a wakie or not ?

lmao. that'll teach em.

[Kuriositys Kat]

I'll just leave this here...



DarkSeraphim: oh god, i just saw the worst thing in Ouro.

*edited because I don't think the thread can handle  TWO instances of this post*

and

Going Rogue launch night, while standing in a remarkably crowded tutorial zone:-

[The Legendary]Z. Fox: Holy Tutorial Zone 2!

[The Legendary]Acyl: Our tutorial who art on server, instanced be thy name.
[The Legendary]Acyl: Thy XP come, thy kills be done, on server as it was in beta.
[The Legendary]Acyl: Give us this launch, our daily play, forgive us our faceplants as we forgive those who PvP against us.
[The Legendary]Acyl: Bring us not to deletion, but deliver us from altitis.
[The Legendary]Acyl: For thine is the expansion, the players and the community, now and forever. Amen.

[The Legendary]Z. Fox: I don't know whether to appreciate the skill... or decry thse desecration... *tilts hand back and forth*
[The Legendary]Acyl: *smirks*

I laughed so hard I feel out of the chair striking my elbow on the chair arm *OW* .  I hope I didn't scare the cats.

[Kuriositys Kat]

In Nov 2006 I was traveling through AP on Triumph and saw a HUGE (sliders maxed) Green skinned, Black haired with purple pants clad toon Super-jumping  to the Steel Canyon entrance. 
Name: The Incredible Copyright Violation. I could only shake my head and send a tell "*my hat is off to you* and Good Luck". He replied "I am just waiting to see how long before I get reported"
His level: 50

[Atlantea]

and

I laughed so hard I feel out of the chair striking my elbow on the chair arm *OW* .  I hope I didn't scare the cats.

*bows*  Hey hey! I'm here all week! Try the veal! And don't forget to tip your waiter! ^_^

(Seriously - give it up for Acyl. The man has a very deft hand with comedy. :D)

[Atlantea]

In Nov 2006 I was traveling through AP on Triumph and saw a HUGE (sliders maxed) Green skinned, Black haired with purple pants clad toon Super-jumping  to the Steel Canyon entrance. 
Name: The Incredible Copyright Violation. I could only shake my head and send a tell "*my hat is off to you* and Good Luck". He replied "I am just waiting to see how long before I get reported"
His level: 50

Wow... LOL

Now see - THAT I can respect. :D

[FatherXmas]

One Council mission on my 50 in Dark Astoria, I exited and as I'd run it before I knew there would be an ambush, so I stood there and waited... and waited... I heard a machine gun, but did not see any damage, so I waited. After 10 minutes, I looked around, trying to find the machine gun sound....

There was a level 1 Council standing there unloading his clip into me.

I wound up writing up an entire story on the guy. The worst recruit ever, who the Council bosses decided on getting rid of him by sending him into battle, solo, against my character.

I remember that bug, council ambushes would spawn but at the zone's minimal level.  I remember standing around with my level 30 something in Talos and have a level 10 council run up and try to attack me.  It was like kids attacking you with wrapping paper tubes, cute but annoying after awhile.

[Optimus Dex]

I mads a characterVillianside  called Dead Sidekick - he had two different costumes  sorta Bucky like and sorta Robin like.  Bacak when you had to have hover before fly and had to be lvl 14 I was outside of the Atlas entrance to the Hollows waiting on teamates . A lvl 2 character ran up to me and just stood there. Whoever made him had him looking naked and had that big goofy grin face on him.  When I moved I noticed he was following . I had tried sending a tell  no response. So after a while of him auto following me I turned on hover  and flew over a group of 6 th lvl Hellions.  He want a way , I went back to waiting. He returned from thje Hospital - rinse lather repeat . This went on for 20 minutes  before I finally zoned to the Hollows.

[Power Play]

I had quite a few moments I was able to get screeies of.

Okay, cut their heads off and line 'em up!

Little known SUPER GROWTH power in CoH.

RATS!  Now what?

KILL SKULS!

One evening in Atlas Park, circa 2005, a group of NPCs gathered on the stairs and started to riot.  They then took off down the street in the first Paragon City 10K Run.
Mosh Pit - It begins!
The start of the run.
Off they go down the road!
The leaders begin to pull away.

Why some people shouldn't be trusted with sharp objects...
OOPS! 1
It's a magic trick, honest!

A poor choice of name...
A WORSE name.
Hey psychics!  Pick a number between one and...D'OH!

Ahhh, the memories!

[Samuraiko]

Our SG was running the LGTF one night and since most of us could run it in our sleep, we decided to have some fun. ALL dialogue was done as "Rikti"-fied movie quotes, based on what we were doing at the time.

(Here comes Hro'Dtohz and friends)
"We got Rikti!"
"How many?"
"Uh, all of them, I think!"

(Just before Honoree shows up)
"Westley, what about the ROUSes?"
"Rikti of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist."

(Entering the first mission)
"Rikti... why'd it have to be Rikti?"

(Finding not only Penny Yin but a horde of Clockwork)
"These aren't the Rikti you're looking for..."

(The password to shut down any computer)
"Bah weep granna weep Riktibom..."

(Random combat)
"I'll get you, my Rikti, and your little dog, too!"

(Trying without success to find Dra'Gon and roaming around and around looking for him)
"I find your lack of Rikti... disturbing."

(Clearing out the generator room)
"I'm sick and tired of these Mother F***ing Rikti, on this Mother F***ing Server!"

(After finishing said cleaning)
"I see dead Rikti."

(Us vs any group of Rikti)
"Never go in against a Rikti when DEATH is on the line!"

(Here comes Hro'Dtohz)
"With great power comes great Rikti."

(yet again)
"One Rikti to rule them all
One Rikti to find them
One Rikti to bring them all
And in the war zone bind them"

(Ambush)
"RIKTI!!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

(starting the LGTF)
"One does not simply walk into the Rikti War Zone."

(entering the first mission)
"Speak, Rikti, and enter."

(chasing down various Rikti)
"This is my Rikti-wikti detector. Goes "ding" when there's stuff."

(finishing the LGTF)
"I love the smell of Rikti in the morning."

"Okay... this Rikti is TOAST!"

"There is no Rikti, only Zuul..."

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a Rikti, you say YES!"

"Rikti are like onions..."

"I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger-"
"YOU ARE A RIKTI!"

"Lions, and tigers, and Rikti, oh my!"

"We won"
"No, we lost."
"We lost?"
"Yes, in the end, the Rikti are the winners, and we always lose."

"Rikti phone home."

"Maybe death is a rikti."
"Death is a state of nonbeing. You can't not be a rikti."
"I've not been a rikti all my life."
"No, what you've been, is not a rikti."

"I can give you vahz and cot and rikti, or cot and rikti without the vahz, or vahz and rikti without the cot, but I can't give you vahz and cot without the rikti. Rikti are compulsory."

"Our dropships shall blot out the sun."
"Then we shall fight in the shade."

"On this night of a thousand Rikti, fly away with me..."

"Are you a little tall to be a Rikti?"

"I'm the king of the Rikti!"

"A Rikti. Shaken, not stirred."

"They may take away our Rikti, but they'll never take our Freedom Server!"

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Rikti' at will to old ladies."

"Klatu Verata Rikti..."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Rikti. Prepare to die."

"Am I going MAD, or did the word "Rikti" escape your lips?"

"You seem a decent Rikti. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent Rikti. I hate to die."

"Give us the Rikti."
"I have no Rikti."
"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
"Oh, you mean THIS Rikti."

"I used to bulls-eye Rikti over in Portal Canyon back home; they're not much bigger than two meters."

"We are looking for Rikti wessels."

"I'm Headman J'Onson. This is Headman Swordsman J'Onson."
"No relation."

"The sheriff is a Rik-"
BONNNNNGGGG!
"What'd he say?"
"He said the sheriff's rich!"
"No, cod friggin sarnit, I said the Sheriff is a Rik-" BONNNNNNGGGG!"

"Self: Excuse. Removal from pants: imminent."

"Who's the sex machine, the private Rikti who gets all the chicks?"
"Sh'Aft!"
"He's a bad Rikt-"
"Watch your mouth!"
"I'm talking about Sh'Aft!"
"And I can dig it."

A solid hour-plus of this. We came so close to teamwiping more than once because someone would come out with a pithy comment and we'd just start howling.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

[mikoroshi]

This thread, of all things, has inspired me to go recover my old hard drive and get files off of it.

Not even "needing some stuff for my resume," not "pulling client data from my last job, to start my own business" or "I really should back up the family photos on it" have been important enough to me to undertake that.

But "find silly screenshots of stupid stuff?"  Yeah, I'm digging out the transfer cables.

[A Cyclops named Steve]

In Nov 2006 I was traveling through AP on Triumph and saw a HUGE (sliders maxed) Green skinned, Black haired with purple pants clad toon Super-jumping  to the Steel Canyon entrance. 
Name: The Incredible Copyright Violation. I could only shake my head and send a tell "*my hat is off to you* and Good Luck". He replied "I am just waiting to see how long before I get reported"
His level: 50

On Freedom there was a toon named Captain Copyright. He had all of his slots unlocked but the two characters I remember were Captain America and Mario. His line for the Mario costume was "Its a me, Ma...Captain Copyright." He was a blast to play with

[Xieveral]

Simpsons AE farm with Bart, Homer, Lisa, Smithers, Mr. Burns, Groundskeeper Willie and Dr. Nick.