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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1060 on: May 02, 2016, 11:07:12 PM »
There are two kinds of people in the world, awesome good people like me and miserable loathesome miscreants like you.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1061 on: May 03, 2016, 07:28:27 AM »
Your options are a casket or prison orange. Choose wisely.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1062 on: May 04, 2016, 01:40:44 AM »
Your options are an orange casket.  Choose wisely.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1063 on: May 04, 2016, 02:02:47 AM »
Coming up, one fatal beating.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1064 on: May 04, 2016, 02:57:01 AM »
Listen, do you smell something?

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1065 on: May 04, 2016, 03:21:03 AM »
The unicorns are restless.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1066 on: May 05, 2016, 04:09:13 AM »
This time for all the underwear!

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1067 on: May 05, 2016, 07:36:39 AM »
Here comes the relish!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1068 on: May 06, 2016, 12:47:08 AM »
No, no, no, no, you're doing it wrong!  This time, die like you mean it, and Action!

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1069 on: May 06, 2016, 06:55:47 AM »
Never start a TF without me!
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1070 on: May 07, 2016, 03:35:14 AM »
(holds up left fist) "Here's the hospital" (holds up right fist) "Here's DEATH!"
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1071 on: May 07, 2016, 04:47:45 AM »
(holds up left fist) "Here's the hospital" (holds up right fist) "Here's DEATH!"

(holds up left leg) "Here's my sidekick"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1072 on: May 07, 2016, 05:18:12 AM »
You're gunna wish you bought a wakie
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1073 on: May 07, 2016, 05:35:02 AM »
Attention K-Mart shoppers, look up and look around for that flashing blue light, in our death department, next customer, you!

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1074 on: May 07, 2016, 05:41:29 AM »
Showing mercy is not my specialty.
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1075 on: May 07, 2016, 06:28:46 AM »
Do I have to kill you, can't I just get the two hundred dollars?

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1076 on: May 07, 2016, 07:34:30 AM »
Justice is not for sale.
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1077 on: May 08, 2016, 05:20:35 AM »
When you arrive at the Zig, tell them $name sent you.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1078 on: May 08, 2016, 09:12:05 PM »
Hope you like to zag, cuz you're going to the Zig.
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-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #1079 on: May 09, 2016, 09:36:12 PM »
And may God have mercy on your soul, 'cos I ain't showing none to your body.