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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Paragon Avenger

#1060
May 02, 2016, 11:07:12 PM Last Edit: May 04, 2016, 01:39:59 AM by Paragon Avenger
There are two kinds of people in the world, awesome good people like me and miserable loathesome miscreants like you.

Power Gamer

#1061
May 03, 2016, 07:28:27 AM
Your options are a casket or prison orange. Choose wisely.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1062
May 04, 2016, 01:40:44 AM
Your options are an orange casket.  Choose wisely.

Power Gamer

#1063
May 04, 2016, 02:02:47 AM
Coming up, one fatal beating.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1064
May 04, 2016, 02:57:01 AM
Listen, do you smell something?

Power Gamer

#1065
May 04, 2016, 03:21:03 AM
The unicorns are restless.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1066
May 05, 2016, 04:09:13 AM
This time for all the underwear!

Power Gamer

#1067
May 05, 2016, 07:36:39 AM
Here comes the relish!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1068
May 06, 2016, 12:47:08 AM
No, no, no, no, you're doing it wrong!  This time, die like you mean it, and Action!

Power Gamer

#1069
May 06, 2016, 06:55:47 AM
Never start a TF without me!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

healix

#1070
May 07, 2016, 03:35:14 AM
(holds up left fist) "Here's the hospital" (holds up right fist) "Here's DEATH!"
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Paragon Avenger

#1071
May 07, 2016, 04:47:45 AM
Quote from: healix on May 07, 2016, 03:35:14 AM
(holds up left fist) "Here's the hospital" (holds up right fist) "Here's DEATH!"

(holds up left leg) "Here's my sidekick"

Power Gamer

#1072
May 07, 2016, 05:18:12 AM
You're gunna wish you bought a wakie
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1073
May 07, 2016, 05:35:02 AM
Attention K-Mart shoppers, look up and look around for that flashing blue light, in our death department, next customer, you!

Power Gamer

#1074
May 07, 2016, 05:41:29 AM
Showing mercy is not my specialty.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1075
May 07, 2016, 06:28:46 AM
Do I have to kill you, can't I just get the two hundred dollars?

Power Gamer

#1076
May 07, 2016, 07:34:30 AM
Justice is not for sale.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1077
May 08, 2016, 05:20:35 AM
When you arrive at the Zig, tell them $name sent you.

Power Gamer

#1078
May 08, 2016, 09:12:05 PM
Hope you like to zag, cuz you're going to the Zig.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1079
May 09, 2016, 09:36:12 PM
And may God have mercy on your soul, 'cos I ain't showing none to your body.
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