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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

Dont worry, I have super glue and it bonds to teeth.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You've seen the rest, now perpare to be beaten by the best.

Power Gamer

We've got the beat, we've got the beat, we've got the beat...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Call your Mother, I'm going to pick on you.

Power Gamer

The hip bone is connected to tail bone...Hey why have I got three tail bones in this pile?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

Here comes the awesome sauce
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'll take a piece of that.

Power Gamer

Screams are the body's natural response to my AWESOMENESS!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Awesomeness alert!  You have been warned.

Power Gamer

Free trepanation here today!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Mister Hassenpheffer

Your father has LADYARMS!

Paragon Avenger

Yeah, me and my teammates were wondering, is that your real nose?

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm a $level $archetype named $name, and you are dead, $target.

Power Gamer

Why is it every time I get a few minutes to myself, the city is in peril. I mean really!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Quote from: Power Gamer on May 16, 2016, 04:14:49 PM
Why is it every time I get a few minutes to myself, the city is in peril. I mean really!

I feel like the maid, hey I just cleaned-up in here.
(interviews at the start of The Incredibles)

Power Gamer

I know I left the AV under all this rubble.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok, men, remember, protect the cheese.

Power Gamer

If I could just point out that a stretch in the Zig is not going to get you into any Ivy League schools...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"