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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

Wait is this 2123 N. Warehouse Lane or 2321 N. Warehouse Lane?  Nutz, wrong address again!

Power Gamer

My memorial statue will double as your tombstone!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok, lineup according to who wants to go first.

Power Gamer

Get your programs, you can't tell the unconscious from the dead without a program.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You got peanut butter on my chocolate!

Power Gamer

Hand me the Proctolo-Dagger Mk IX!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You got chocolate in my peanut!

Power Gamer

You are going where the cell reception must be awesome, because it has all the BARS!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Damn the sappers, full speed ahead!

Paragon Avenger

I got a new attack power, com'ere let me try it out.

Power Gamer

Oh honey, you look hurt...come on over here for some MURDER!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Whatever happens, don't tear the cape.

LateNights


Power Gamer

Is it secret? Is it safe?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

This is Sting, you've seen it before!

Power Gamer

From the shoulder to the wrist, here comes the fist!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

Come on! Lets give it up for...BLACKOUTS!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I could beat the snot out of you, but haven't we moved pass that yet?  Guess not.

Power Gamer

Who needs anger management. I've got all of Paragon City for therapy.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"