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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Power Gamer

#1000
March 23, 2016, 05:28:08 PM
I can't imagine what is so important in my nefarious lair that is worth your life.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1001
March 23, 2016, 11:12:30 PM
Enemy combatants, do you have trouble reaching high shelves?  Are you afraid out that rickity ladder?  Let me show you a modern wonder.

Floride

#1002
March 24, 2016, 04:05:52 AM
For the win I call... AV, corner pocket.
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

#1003
March 24, 2016, 04:32:38 AM
Let's decide this like rational folks, Rock, Paper, APOCALYPSE!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1004
March 25, 2016, 05:09:58 AM
Let's decide this like rational folks, rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!

Power Gamer

#1005
March 25, 2016, 05:14:54 AM
Just a inch to the left..... AND THERE HE GOES!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1006
March 25, 2016, 05:18:26 AM
Alright, I'm going to say this once, the guys using TV's as helmets are the bad guys.

Power Gamer

#1007
March 25, 2016, 05:23:43 AM
I can't tell. Is this his left or right nostril?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1008
March 25, 2016, 11:25:45 PM
No, we're the good gys.  The ones robbing the bank are the bad guys.

Power Gamer

#1009
March 27, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
No one expects the Spanglish Imposition!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1010
March 28, 2016, 02:24:22 AM
You want cheese?  Here's your cheese!

Power Gamer

#1011
March 28, 2016, 05:16:24 AM
You have the white cheddar to remain siltcoos, anything you saporito will be himmelsraften against you in a comte of lavistown...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1012
March 29, 2016, 02:36:12 AM
If you so much as sneeze, we will be right there with a hanky and a warrant for your arrest.

Power Gamer

#1013
March 29, 2016, 04:16:24 AM
I have an audit in 10 minutes, so can we hurry this up?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1014
March 31, 2016, 12:23:57 AM
No, you're playing all wrong.  Why did you not take fly at 14 and stanima at 20?

Power Gamer

#1015
April 02, 2016, 08:57:42 PM
Here's your daily dose of Justice!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1016
April 02, 2016, 11:58:46 PM
I could pummel your brains in, or you could just surrender.

Power Gamer

#1017
April 03, 2016, 03:16:10 PM
Brains? You don't need no stinking brains!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1018
April 05, 2016, 01:36:14 AM
Oh hi.  I'm here to, you know, so like, where should I set up?

Power Gamer

#1019
April 05, 2016, 05:31:38 AM
Lay the tarp over there, then there will be less clean up.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"
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