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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

You know that game where you snap a wishbone in two? Prepare yourself!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Quote from: Power Gamer on August 13, 2015, 03:39:53 PM
You know that game where you snap a wishbone in two? Prepare yourself, Mr. Wishbone.

You're welcome.

Paragon Avenger

I'm a stalker, we don't use battlecries.

Power Gamer

Pounding faces into the ground since 2004!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

When I give the signal, everybody log.  That will fool them.

Power Gamer

Look over there! A baby wolf.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Execute Plan Team-Alpha-Strike-Attack!

Floride

I tried to solo Jurassik once, so I know how you must feel right now
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

All you're A/V's are belongs to us now!  Ha ha!

Power Gamer

The size of your attitude will be the size of your pain
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'll make quick work of this lot.

Power Gamer

I brought a stapler so you can skip going to the hospital.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You took my stapler; that's my stapler.

Power Gamer

You want this stapler, don't you? Good, I can feel your anger. Now take your cubicle rat's weapon and strike me down!

With each passing moment, you make yourself more my office assistant.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I could set the building on file.

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

You're gonna be screaming "Ice, Ice Baby" when I'm done with you.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

Your purple triangles can't protect you from my witty banter!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

Blackouts and Funeral Planning offered right here!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"