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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

doctorlurkin

I'm not really a doctor, but I've played one on Television!

Paragon Avenger

I just bought some enhancements, and I'm ready to use them!

Power Gamer

I don't hate you, I hate the space you happen to be occupying at any particular moment.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because I'm going to beat the stuffing out of you.

Power Gamer

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This eye, at the end of my thumb. Want it back?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

This ain't no an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth kind of deal, pally.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I get the XP, you get the chair.

Power Gamer

I really don't care that you're breaking the law. I just need to defeat one more of you to finish my Icon mish.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Your lucky day, I defeat 1 more of your gang and I get a badge.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, we had to sell everything else.

Stitchified

I came here to kick butt and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of... ah forget it

Stitchified

I'll take those mobs any day of the week (said almost every blaster)

Paragon Avenger

No one dare stand against me, and my seven little friends.

Power Gamer

Your face, my fist. A match made in heaven.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Stitchified

Hey Bad Guy!  what's that in your gut? Oh... right, my fists!

Floride

You are no longer "$target". I dub thee "Sir Ragdoll of Knockback".
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

Say the secret word and win a prize.  No, "ouch" isn't it.

Paragon Avenger

We shall soundly defeat you then we shall cheerfully celebrate.