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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Damn the elite bosses, full steam ahead.

Floride

How dare you hooligans cause civil unrest! I'll restore peace and order to this fine city, or my name isn't Poopboner420!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

Herniated disks coming right up!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I heard that there was suspectious things happening around here, but you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

Paragon Avenger

Alright, up against the wall, and no back sas.

Power Gamer

Free ambulance ride coming up
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Show of hands, who likes hospital food.

Power Gamer

Oooo, your copay is gunna be a doozy!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Welcome to Super Fire Dragon's Fun House of Chat!

Power Gamer

The tacos are 99 cents, a kick to the junk, thats free.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

...And you would've got away with it too if it weren't  for these darn heroes
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

Horticulture? I love making you faceplant!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I am now ready to reveal the identity of the murderer, me!

Power Gamer

Please separate into your sections, bleeding and non-bleeding
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Alright you punks, hand over the XP!

Floride

You talk big, villain, but I'll bet you have a small inspiration
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

And on 3, we all jump up and yell, "Surprise!"

Floride

You are no match for my pointing finger!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

Don't just stand around, get in there.