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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #400 on: June 10, 2015, 01:33:36 AM »
Oooh, can that be fixed?
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #401 on: June 10, 2015, 04:38:46 AM »
Here's the deal, I get XP for clobbering you.  Agreed?

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #402 on: June 10, 2015, 05:30:32 AM »
I don't mind the cracking of your bones so much, it's the whining for mercy I find repugnant.
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-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #403 on: June 12, 2015, 03:35:47 AM »
Ok, when the A/V gets here, everybody play dead.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #404 on: June 12, 2015, 05:36:46 AM »
Fire Fists of Fury, Flame On!

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #405 on: June 13, 2015, 04:16:11 AM »
When the music stops, everybody grab a chair.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #406 on: June 13, 2015, 04:27:25 AM »
You gotta ask yourself, Will I have any teeth left after this? Well, will you punk?
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-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #407 on: June 14, 2015, 03:35:30 AM »
Let's just draw cards, you drew the joker, you lose.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #408 on: June 14, 2015, 04:41:38 AM »
That's gotta sting...Just walk it off, it'll be fine.
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #409 on: June 14, 2015, 05:08:07 AM »
Cheese is not a number!
(Did I do that one already because it's funny.)

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #410 on: June 14, 2015, 04:39:31 PM »
Better lay down a tarp there, I don't want the splatter to stain the asphalt!
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-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #411 on: June 17, 2015, 03:02:43 AM »
I'm the hero, you're the villain, let's dance!

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #412 on: June 17, 2015, 03:30:37 AM »
Pain is just your soul leaving your body.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #413 on: June 17, 2015, 10:32:30 PM »
If it were up to ME I'd let you go. But my 7 friends here...
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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #414 on: June 17, 2015, 10:36:45 PM »
When I'm done with you, there'll be just enough left to mail in an envelope.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #415 on: June 19, 2015, 03:58:14 AM »
Me and my friends want to take turns beating you to a pulp, hope you don't mind.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #416 on: June 19, 2015, 04:02:12 AM »
BUY NOW! Never worry again how you will get your daily 1 million punches to the groin. $1 only today for a lifetime supply.
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-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #417 on: June 19, 2015, 04:11:38 AM »
Ok, everybody who wants to wade in, go that way.

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #418 on: June 19, 2015, 03:33:53 PM »
I'ma firing my Beam Rifle!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

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Re: Character Battlecries
« Reply #419 on: June 20, 2015, 01:21:33 AM »
Last one in is a slow-poke.