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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Power Gamer

#400
June 10, 2015, 01:33:36 AM
Oooh, can that be fixed?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#401
June 10, 2015, 04:38:46 AM
Here's the deal, I get XP for clobbering you.  Agreed?

Power Gamer

#402
June 10, 2015, 05:30:32 AM
I don't mind the cracking of your bones so much, it's the whining for mercy I find repugnant.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#403
June 12, 2015, 03:35:47 AM
Ok, when the A/V gets here, everybody play dead.

Paragon Avenger

#404
June 12, 2015, 05:36:46 AM
Fire Fists of Fury, Flame On!

Paragon Avenger

#405
June 13, 2015, 04:16:11 AM
When the music stops, everybody grab a chair.

Power Gamer

#406
June 13, 2015, 04:27:25 AM
You gotta ask yourself, Will I have any teeth left after this? Well, will you punk?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#407
June 14, 2015, 03:35:30 AM
Let's just draw cards, you drew the joker, you lose.

Power Gamer

#408
June 14, 2015, 04:41:38 AM
That's gotta sting...Just walk it off, it'll be fine.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#409
June 14, 2015, 05:08:07 AM
Cheese is not a number!
(Did I do that one already because it's funny.)

Power Gamer

#410
June 14, 2015, 04:39:31 PM
Better lay down a tarp there, I don't want the splatter to stain the asphalt!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#411
June 17, 2015, 03:02:43 AM
I'm the hero, you're the villain, let's dance!

Power Gamer

#412
June 17, 2015, 03:30:37 AM
Pain is just your soul leaving your body.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

#413
June 17, 2015, 10:32:30 PM
If it were up to ME I'd let you go. But my 7 friends here...
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

#414
June 17, 2015, 10:36:45 PM
When I'm done with you, there'll be just enough left to mail in an envelope.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#415
June 19, 2015, 03:58:14 AM
Me and my friends want to take turns beating you to a pulp, hope you don't mind.

Power Gamer

#416
June 19, 2015, 04:02:12 AM
BUY NOW! Never worry again how you will get your daily 1 million punches to the groin. $1 only today for a lifetime supply.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#417
June 19, 2015, 04:11:38 AM
Ok, everybody who wants to wade in, go that way.

Power Gamer

#418
June 19, 2015, 03:33:53 PM
I'ma firing my Beam Rifle!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#419
June 20, 2015, 01:21:33 AM
Last one in is a slow-poke.
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