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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

#460
Dont make plans for tomorrow. You aren't going to be there.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Unless you hear differently, remember, we are the good guys.

Power Gamer

Projectile Vomiting, ACTIVATE!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You know this would make a great story, excuse me while I go write it up.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Look, I got a short fuse and dang-nabbit if you just got on it.

Power Gamer

Please, no whimpering. It spoils the mood. 
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok, I got a plan, you go ask the A/V to surrender, go!

Floride

I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country - YOURS!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

Ok, here's the deal, If you let me pound you into the ground, I will level up.

Paragon Avenger

Your attention please, $target is going to die!

Paragon Avenger

What does this button do?

Floride

I shall upload the demo of your defeat renaming you "Fartknocker"! Muaahahaha!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Give me liver and tea or give me death by chocolate.

Power Gamer

You should have brought more AVs with you. This'll be easy.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I brought my gun, now give me something to shoot at.

Power Gamer

You're about to spend the rest of you days eating oatmeal and watching Captain Kangaroo.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Remember the Santa Fe Trail!

Floride

I can defeat you with one hand tied behind my keyboard!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men