Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Floride]

Lame roads could turn dangerous as Lemmy approaches

[Paragon Avenger]

Mountain roads could turn dangerous as Moose approaches.

[Pengy]

Narrow roads could turn dangerous as night approaches.

[SerialBeggar]

Obscured roads could turn dangerous as overpass approaches.

[Paragon Avenger]

Paved roads could turn dangerous as people approach.

[SerialBeggar]

Quiet roads could turn dangerous as quaking approaches.

[Pengy]

Roman roads could turn dangerous as raptors approach.

[Paragon Avenger]

Several roads could turn dangerous as Statesman approaches.

[SerialBeggar]

Tree-lined roads could turn dangerous as twister approaches.

[Paragon Avenger]

Unpaved roads could turn dangerous as unicorns approach.

[Pengy]

Velcro roads could turn dangerous as vicuña approaches.

[Paragon Avenger]

Western roads could turn dangerous as wagons approach.

[Paragon Avenger]

X-rayed roads could turn dangerous as Xmas approaches.

[Pengy]

Yellow Brick Road could turn dangerous as yetis approach.

[Floride]

Zig roads could turn dangerous as Zag approaches.

I'll give it a shot eh?
How about....

If you can't take the [Heat] get out of the [Kitchen].

If you can't take the Ambien get out of the Apothecary.

[Pengy]

If you can't take the bale, get out of the barn.

[Paragon Avenger]

If you can't take the cacophony, get out of the concert hall.

[SerialBeggar]

If you can't take the drama, get out of the date.

[Paragon Avenger]

If you can't take the electricity, get out of the electric chair.

[Pengy]

If you can't take the folly, get out of the Freakshow.