Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Paragon Avenger]

Kick like a kangaroo

[Pengy]

Leap like a lemming.

[Floride]

Meander like a mammoth.

[Paragon Avenger]

Nudge like a naughty neighbor

[SerialBeggar]

Finally! :P I couldn't think of anything good for "n".

Orbit like an oarsman.

[Paragon Avenger]

Finally! :P I couldn't think of anything good for "n".

Orbit like an oarsman.

Sooooo, I win!

[Paragon Avenger]

Poke-along like a policeman.

[SerialBeggar]

Quake like a Quetzalcoatl.

[Paragon Avenger]

Race like a rocketeer.

[Floride]

Slalom like a Salamander

[Paragon Avenger]

Trample like a turkey.

[SerialBeggar]

Undulate like an unbeliever.

[Pengy]

Vacillate like a Varangian.

[Paragon Avenger]

Walk like a warrior.

[Pengy]

X-radiate like a Xoloitzcuintle.

[Paragon Avenger]

Yodle like a yatz.

[Paragon Avenger]

Zigzag like a zebra

[Paragon Avenger]

This will be a made up slogan, but it might work.

My brother put [a noun] in my pants and now it's all [adjective]!

[Paragon Avenger]

My brother put an apricot in my pants and now it's all appreciated.

[Pengy]

My brother put a bumblebee in my pants and now it's all barnstorming.