Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[SerialBeggar]

My smashing power has been nerfed to the point that it's smitten.

[Paragon Avenger]

My taunt power has been nerfed to the point that it tanked.

[SerialBeggar]

My undulating power has been nerfed to the point that it's ulcered.

[Safehouse]

My vivisecting power has been nerfed to the point that it's vindicated.

[Pengy]

My wicked awesome power has been nerfed to the point that it's weaksauce.

[Floride]

My x-ray power has been nerfed to the point that it's xenophobic.

[Pengy]

My yokel-summoning power was nerfed to the point that it's Yamcha.

[Paragon Avenger]

My Zap power has benn nerfed to the point that it zigzags.

[Paragon Avenger]

Ok, new phrase.
It should be Valentine Day-ish.
Something sappy that we can destroy.

How do I love [you]; let me count the [ways].
This should be fun, I'll start.

How do I love apples; let me count the aphids.

[SerialBeggar]

How do I love bouncing; let me count the boings.

[Pengy]

How do I love crackers; let me count the crunches.

[Relitner]

How I do love donuts; let me count the dunks.

[SerialBeggar]

How do I love eunuchs; let me count the exquisiteness.

[Paragon Avenger]

How do I love frenching, let me count the fillings.

Now that's romantic.

[Paragon Avenger]

How do I love gems; let me count the glitter.

[Pengy]

How do I love the Highway; let me count Hellions.

[SerialBeggar]

How do I love ignorance; let me count the idiots.

[Paragon Avenger]

How do I love justice, let me count the jails.

[Pengy]

How do I love kangaroos, let me count the kicks.

[SerialBeggar]

How do I love lechers, let me count the leers.