Author Topic: Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care]. (Read 263659 times)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #740 on:** March 06, 2015, 03:40:17 AM »

We're waiting.

Floride · « **Reply #741 on:** March 07, 2015, 11:30:34 PM »

LOL, I'll give it another shot.
How about...
A [bird] on the hand is worth 2 in the [bush]

The first should be a living creature, but the second can be anything - flora, a land formation, a building, a vehicle - whatever sounds funniest I guess.

A Aardvark in the hand is worth 2 in the Astrodome.

SerialBeggar · « **Reply #742 on:** March 07, 2015, 11:45:24 PM »

A boobie in hand is worth 2 on the beach.

Pengy · « **Reply #743 on:** March 08, 2015, 12:11:19 AM »

A Carnie in the hand is worth two in the cave.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #744 on:** March 08, 2015, 12:50:43 AM »

A Doberman on the hand is worth two on the derriere.

Pengy · « **Reply #745 on:** March 09, 2015, 05:48:38 PM »

An elephant in the hand is worth two in the egg cup.

SerialBeggar · « **Reply #746 on:** March 09, 2015, 11:28:46 PM »

A fish in hand is worth two in the fertilizer.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #747 on:** March 09, 2015, 11:44:08 PM »

A gorilla in the hand is worth two in the gazebo.

SerialBeggar · « **Reply #748 on:** March 11, 2015, 01:38:36 AM »

A heifer in hand is worth two on the highway.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #749 on:** March 11, 2015, 05:19:09 AM »

An iguana in the hand is worth two in the intimates.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #750 on:** March 12, 2015, 04:06:51 AM »

A jaguar in the hand is worth two in the jelly.

SerialBeggar · « **Reply #751 on:** March 12, 2015, 04:28:25 AM »

A kitten in hand is worth two in the knickers.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #752 on:** March 12, 2015, 04:45:38 AM »

I had two kittens in the knickers once, had to go to the doctor's to get a shot.

Pengy · « **Reply #753 on:** March 12, 2015, 01:54:48 PM »

A liger in the hand is worth two in the line.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #754 on:** March 14, 2015, 12:44:14 AM »

A mouse in the hand is worth two in the chocolate moose.

SerialBeggar · « **Reply #755 on:** March 14, 2015, 03:16:21 PM »

A narwhal in hand is worth two in Norway.

Blondeshell · « **Reply #756 on:** March 14, 2015, 05:52:52 PM »

An ostrich in the hand is worth two in the office.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #757 on:** March 15, 2015, 01:58:06 AM »

A pelican in the hand is worth two in the penthouse.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #758 on:** March 17, 2015, 02:11:24 AM »

A qusar in the hand in worth two in the queue.

(where does it say that it has to make sense?)

Pengy · « **Reply #759 on:** March 17, 2015, 12:24:57 PM »

A rat in the hand beats two in the refectory.

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