Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[SerialBeggar]

Never give a ghoul an even grater.

[Power Gamer]

Never give a horse an even hoof.

[Pengy]

Never give an input an even integer.

[Power Gamer]

Never give a jingle and even jangle.

[Paragon Avenger]

Never give a kid an even kindergarten.

[Power Gamer]

Never give a lumper an even load

[SerialBeggar]

Never give a means an even method.

[Power Gamer]

Never give a nerd an even notation

[Pengy]

Never give Ouroboros even odds.

[SerialBeggar]

Never give a Pengy an even putt.   ;)

[Power Gamer]

Never give a quark an even quirk

[Paragon Avenger]

Never give a roller coaster an even ride

[Power Gamer]

Never give a quillion and even quip

[Paragon Avenger]

Power_Gamer, that's one on you.
It was suppose to be 'S'.

[Power Gamer]

Sorry, a bit weary and wasn't paying attention.  :roll:

Never give a super an even supper

[SerialBeggar]

Never give a teetotaler an even tipple.

[Power Gamer]

Never give an unit an even uniform

[Pengy]

Never give a vampire an even vindaloo.

[Power Gamer]

Never give a wookie an even wimple

[Paragon Avenger]

Never give a xenophob an even x-ray.

Why do I always seem to get X?