Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Paragon Avenger]

You too can lower you monthly mortgage payment, move today.

[Paragon Avenger]

You too can lower you monthly neutrons, nuke today.

[SerialBeggar]

You too can lower your monthly ogres, oblige today.

[Pengy]

You, too, can lower your monthly parsimony; purchase today.

[Safehouse]

You too can lower your monthly querulousness, quit today!

[Paragon Avenger]

You too can lower you monthly ration, regurgitate today.

[SerialBeggar]

You too can lower your monthly stats, subtract today!

[Paragon Avenger]

You too can lower your monthly taxes, terrorize today!

[SerialBeggar]

You too can lower your monthly urges, unionize today!

[Pengy]

You, too, can lower your monthly vulnerability; vamoose today!

[Paragon Avenger]

You too can lower your monthly wash, wear-nothing today!
(ok, I cheated, so sue me.)

[Paragon Avenger]

You too can lower your monthly xenomorph, x-ray today!
(see, 'x' is easy.)

[Pengy]

You, too, can lower your monthly yield; yuk it up today!

[Tahquitz]

You, too, can lower your monthly zig-zag, Zzyzx today!
(Southwestern desert knowledge for the win.)

[Paragon Avenger]

Tahquitz is new around here, and a mod.  So, I'll come up with the next phrase.

This is going to be a tough one, but it should be fun.

To [err] is human; to [forgive], divine.

[Paragon Avenger]

To appologize is human; to appreciate, divine.

[Paragon Avenger]

To breathe is human; to become, divine.

[SerialBeggar]

To care is human; to chill, divine.

[Pengy]

To deduce is human; to decide is divine.

[SerialBeggar]

To endure is human, to exit, divine.