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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Power Gamer

#1760
January 19, 2018, 05:49:52 PM
Regrets? We don't need no stinking regrets!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1761
February 05, 2018, 05:42:42 AM
Ok, I'll spare you if you can recite all the prime numbers between 1 and 100 backwards while standing on one foot.

Power Gamer

#1762
February 05, 2018, 06:18:35 PM
"All the prime numbers between 1 and 100 backwards while standing on one foot."
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1763
February 06, 2018, 01:46:39 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I get stuck with this clown.

Power Gamer

#1764
February 06, 2018, 02:28:51 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of jokes, and I get stuck with this canard.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1765
February 06, 2018, 04:41:05 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I have to find Nemo.

Power Gamer

#1766
February 06, 2018, 04:48:56 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I have to find the One Ring.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1767
February 06, 2018, 04:57:50 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're applying for the job.

Power Gamer

#1768
February 06, 2018, 05:11:12 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're upping the ante.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1769
February 06, 2018, 05:30:46 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I'm not wearing pants.

Power Gamer

#1770
February 06, 2018, 05:44:07 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you want to join the Watchmen.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1771
February 22, 2018, 09:39:01 PM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you had to walk into my world.

Power Gamer

#1772
February 23, 2018, 06:09:29 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you pick my wallet.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1773
February 23, 2018, 07:05:35 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I can't get a waiter.

Power Gamer

#1774
February 23, 2018, 05:20:52 PM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you pun-ish me.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1775
February 25, 2018, 05:34:23 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're next!

Power Gamer

#1776
February 26, 2018, 04:43:16 PM
Quote from: Paragon Avenger on February 25, 2018, 05:34:23 AM
Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're next!
I know you are, but what am I?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1777
February 28, 2018, 04:18:10 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on February 26, 2018, 04:43:16 PM
I know you are, but what am I?

I'm rubber and you're glue; it bounces off me and sticks to you.

Power Gamer

#1778
February 28, 2018, 05:57:28 PM
Quote from: Paragon Avenger on February 28, 2018, 04:18:10 AM
I'm rubber and you're glue; it bounces off me and sticks to you.
That's right...wealth, power, intellect, artistry, strength, glory, wisdom, character, leadership, and rugged good looks...all bounce off you and stick to me!  8)
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1779
March 03, 2018, 05:51:03 AM
Quote from: Power Gamer on February 28, 2018, 05:57:28 PM
That's right...wealth, power, intellect, artistry, strength, glory, wisdom, character, leadership, and rugged good looks...all bounce off you and stick to me!  8)

You forgot pants.
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