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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

I spy with my little eye, something that starts with a CONCUSSION!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok, guys, guys, I got a great plan.  We all play dead.

Power Gamer

Skip the middle man, don't play dead, BE dead.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Listen up you bunch of dead guys, here's the plan, go kill.
(best if used by a Zombies Mastermind)

Power Gamer

The wheels on the hearse go 'round and 'round...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm not gonna kill you; I'm not gonna kill you; like hell I'm not.

Power Gamer

Here's the whole plot...And there's your casket!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Heroid

HEROID's battlecry was "I got somethin' fer ya ta take home ta Momma!"
aka, Heroid

Power Gamer

No...Stop...Stop breathing!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Hurry up and die already,

  • I'm missing 'Young Sheldon'
  • I wait to go trick-or-treating in Kings
  • It's almost supper time
  • I want to go open packages in Talos
  • So we can get to the A/V

(pick one)

Power Gamer

I'm gonna miss the way you beg for mercy
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

See this is how it works, I kill you and your friends, I get points and money.  It's win-win.

Power Gamer

What time is it? JAIL TIME!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I will kill no villain before it's/its time.

Power Gamer

Kill is such an unpleasant word, I prefer "disorganize."
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

<expletive redacted>, this is going to smart.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I regret that you have only one life to give to my prestige.