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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

I have imagined powers beyond you.

Power Gamer

I have wildly powered beyond your imagination.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I have powers imagined beyond your wildest ewe

Power Gamer

Have powers will imagine wildly.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Your powers are no match for my wild imagination.

Power Gamer

Wild powers I have imagined
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I just imagined you dead; next!

Power Gamer

Momma always said, Dead is as dead does
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I have mamas beyond your puny imagination

Power Gamer

To imagination and beyond, Mama!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Pengy

Mama is wild beyond powered images!

Power Gamer

Wild Mama images beyond power!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

An A/V!  I know exactly how to handle him.  RUN!

Power Gamer

A/V? I was an A/V monitor once, set up the projector, wind the film,turn off the lights, flip the switch and watch a movie! Everybody's happy.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Not an A/V!  Quick, get the popcorn.

Power Gamer

Great Reticulated Anaconda/Variation Yokefellows
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Yeah, I'm gonna door sit for awhile.  You run along.

Power Gamer

Try that again, I dare ya. *biff* Ok, try it now, I'm ready for ya, I dare ya *biff* Now I'm really ready...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Pow, Zonk, Biff, Splat; take your pick.

Power Gamer

Casket for one here please.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"