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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

You know prison food isn't as bad as they say; let me know how you like it.

Power Gamer

I would change your name after this...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I shall never be defeated, by the likes of you.

Power Gamer

You are supposed to leave your mark on the world, not be a smudge on the concrete.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

WEEEEOooo, Weeeoooo, weeeooo
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ruffians, perpare for a harse lecture on the errors of your ways!

Power Gamer

Your mustache displeases me
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm going to turn you into a hairball, you furball.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Warning: I'm a hemophiliac, so this could get messy.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Wait!  Stop!  I lost a contact.

Power Gamer

Let the festivities begin!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

What happens in Paragon City, stays in Paragon City.

Power Gamer

Do you mind...I reading a book.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Well, I don't particuly like the book I started.

Power Gamer

I'm wondering why you were born at all.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Tubbius

Here's one that was a repeated usage throughout the four PENGUIN arcs I created starring Waddle the Penguin, Crey Biotech experiment #923353, a mutated penguin with ice generation and empathy powers.  He was about four feet tall and an energetic little critter with a childish intellect and a straight arrow moral compass.

"Waddle HERO!"

https://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Roderic_Cliche/Waddle_Photobucket_zpsibydymym.jpg

Power Gamer

Hope you brought your health care card.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"