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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

I'm not going to kill you, but here are a pair of scissors to go running with.

Power Gamer

It's strange how I can fit both my fists in your calvarium.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I know what you're thinking, did he use all his powers.  In the confusion I kind of lost track.  So the question you have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky.  Well, do ya punk?

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

What do you mean, I should have taken a pool power at level 24?  Why you, take that!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

The next one goes out to a little girl in Fresno, California listening on KHTS radio.   

Power Gamer

I swear, as God is my witness, I thought minions could fly.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ow!  That hurt.  You big meanie.  I'm telling.

Power Gamer

Imma take a picture of dat one!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Enough!  You have awoken the ancient irr of the power of the HEXAGON!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

The city council will not be amused.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Quote from: Power Gamer on January 18, 2017, 05:26:51 AM
The city council will not be amused.

I don't care what the Council thinks.  What?  Oh, City Council.  Never mind.

Pengy

Scrapperlock is cruise control for cool.

Power Gamer

Is this blocked zoned for metahuman battles?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Look, I don't want to start anything; I want to end it.

Power Gamer

Try not to gag on your teeth
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

We can do this the easy way or we can do it the fun way.