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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

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Paragon Avenger

#1360
November 30, 2016, 07:03:00 AM
Frosty the Snowman also had a red nose, after I broke it.

Power Gamer

#1361
November 30, 2016, 01:19:22 PM
You won't look so nice, after I've been naughty
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1362
December 01, 2016, 02:57:18 AM
I'll be home for Christmas; you'll be, well, not home.

Power Gamer

#1363
December 02, 2016, 01:33:03 AM
Away in a coma, needs a bandage on his head...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1364
December 02, 2016, 02:46:04 AM
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas; you won't be dreaming at all ever again.

Power Gamer

#1365
December 02, 2016, 03:52:34 AM
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pouch as I blacken your eyes.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1366
December 03, 2016, 05:24:11 AM
On the first day of Christmas, I will do to you, one servere beat-down.

Power Gamer

#1367
December 05, 2016, 02:40:01 AM
One the second day of Christmas, I will do to you, two Charley horses.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1368
December 08, 2016, 05:54:27 AM
On the third day of Christmas, I will do to you, three broken teeth.

Power Gamer

#1369
December 08, 2016, 08:21:11 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas, I will do to you, four elbow smashes
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1370
December 09, 2016, 11:40:17 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas, I will do to you, five Indian Burns

Power Gamer

#1371
December 10, 2016, 10:04:34 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas, I will do to you, six swift shin kicks
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1372
December 11, 2016, 07:38:58 AM
On the seventh day of Christmas, I will do to you, seven hertz donuts.

Power Gamer

#1373
December 12, 2016, 12:21:01 AM
On the eighth day of of Christmas, I will do to you, eight vicious groin punches
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1374
December 12, 2016, 03:47:48 AM
On the ninth day of of Christmas, I will do to you, nine Wet Willies

Power Gamer

#1375
December 12, 2016, 05:25:27 AM
On the tenth day of Christmas, I will do to you, ten noggin noogies
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1376
December 14, 2016, 05:06:33 AM
On the eleventh day of of Christmas, I will do to you, eleven broken bones!

Paragon Avenger

#1377
January 02, 2017, 11:42:15 AM
On the twelfth day of of Christmas, I will do to you, twelve missing teeth!

Power Gamer

#1378
January 02, 2017, 03:04:25 PM
Happy New Year, it took you a while to wake up didn't it?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#1379
January 03, 2017, 05:52:40 AM
Did your New Years Resolution involve the Zig?  Does now!
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