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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

Look, I'm not violant by nature, but how else am I going to afford the set IO's?

Power Gamer

This relationship isn't working for me. I gonna need all your xp right now. Oh, and get out of my apartment.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

The Paragon Avenger is here to save the day!

Power Gamer

Save the day? Save yourself! NOT!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

The Paragon Avenger is here to SHAVE the day!

Power Gamer

I'm gunna shave the remaining years off your life!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok, I'm the law around here, consider yourself in violation.

Power Gamer

Violation is a good word for what I'm about to do to you.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ok you got two choices, Get beat to a pulp and end up in the zig.

Power Gamer

Aint it past your nap time? Here, I gotta nice deep hole and a mound o' dirt for ya.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

#910
There's 8 of us, and only 200 of you.  Give up?

Power Gamer

To your intestines, AND BEYOND!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

I'm going to kill you so dead. Just like the last hundred times I killed you so dead.
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

I'm gunna knock you out so long, when you wake up the mullet will be back in style.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Alright, alright.  I'll beat you down, again.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

There's one for the money, two for the show.  Three to get...ah screw it, come here and let me deck you.

Power Gamer

Try passing out, it makes the beating go by faster.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm not going to hit you.  I'm going to burn you and send fire imps after you.

Power Gamer

Hey, nice to meet you. My name is H.A. Duken!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"