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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger


Floride

They got the numbers but we got the guns!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

Death, fear, chaos...my work here is done!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

My favorite battle cry ever...

Target the Reavers! Target Everyone! Somebody fire!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

The first one of you teammates who bolts, I will personally kick your donkey.

Power Gamer

Ok, everyone have their union cards, right?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

With this ring, I thee dead!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

All all yous all are all dead you all.

Power Gamer

What we have here is a failure to resuscitate.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Listen, this ain't cat-nip in my rifle.

Power Gamer

Are you sure we couldn't settle thi...*WHOMP*....I didn't think so.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Yeah, I'm a-supposed ta pick up some guy named A/V?  Anybody see him?

Power Gamer

A/V? That stand for audio/visual? Cuz your gonna be on the 10 o'clock news...and not in the good way.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Let me atom.  Let me atom!

Power Gamer

Now can I get me some fightin' room?
(thanks Larry Storch)
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

It's your lucky day, I just levelled and got all new enhancements and this cool new power I want to try.

Power Gamer

I just want to hear you whimper in pain and bleed. Is that so bad?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"