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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Pengy

Get in the nice pokey ball. And by pokey ball, I mean the Zig.

Power Gamer

You want your rights? Ok, here's a couple of lefts to go with that!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

This is more fun than a barrel full of Rikti monkeys!
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

I'm arresting you for wearing that costume in public, and for whatever else you did in this warehouse.

Power Gamer

Lost? They're about to be cancelled like a TV show!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Look, you think I enjoy beating bad guys down?  It's my job, and man do I love it.

Power Gamer

You don't need a hardware store when you can just beat it out of a Freakshow.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Can't we all just get along?

Floride

With great power comes great responsibility. Now meet my axe. I named it "Responsibility".
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

I came here to bury caesar, not to praise him!  What do you mean, "I'm in the wrong line?"

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Look, this can end one of two ways.  Come to think of it, it can only end badly for you.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

healix

Left fist, hospital....right fist, DEATH!
Listen to the 'mustn'ts'. Listen to the 'don'ts'. Listen to the 'shouldn'ts', the 'impossibles', the 'won'ts'. Listen to the 'you'll never haves', then listen close to me... Anything can happen . Anything can be.

Paragon Avenger

I prepose a toast, I mean, You're toast.

Floride

How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Sorry, I'm all outa practice. You'll have to settle for knockback.
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

Paging Dr Fine. Paging Dr Howard. Please report to Hive Triage, stat.
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

This game is rigged, in my favor.

Power Gamer

Hope you have next of kin, I like to watch the crying.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"