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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

FeliciaDivine

My sg had : What Time Is It? It's Time For ALL-OUT-WAR! RAWR!
sg is obviously AOW: ALL-OUT-WAR
R4P4 my Claw/Will Power Scrapper  had "Gotcha!"
Lunatik Frenzy my Warshade had "Death From Above" because I boosted my Squid form
Get My Point my Spine/Regeneration Scrapper had "Tag! Your It!"
AOW Cheerleader my Stone Tank had "I Love Playing Polo Using A Stone Mallet!"

Power Gamer

Nobody will vote for a dried out rabbit skin, I always say!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

jukehero461

Gathered a few from my family when we were playing;

My dad played Surtyr, a Broadsword/Regen Scrapper (Made back in Issue 2). His battlecries were:
"Oh DOCTA! Don't hurt em like that!"
"I got a can of Whuppin' for all of you, just let me get my can opener. *draws sword*"
"RAGNAROK STARTS NOW!"

My own characters were pretty varied (I suffer from high-intensity alt-itis)
Tech Blaster "OFFESNSIVE PARAMETERS INCREASED. PLEASE CLEAR THE AREA."
Natural Brute: "Son, I think you need bigger guns." "Oh, that's adorable, you think you're a threat!" "You get one punch for free." "Get on with it, my soap is on in an hour."
Thug Mastermind DJ: "Kids, playing with thugs may be bad for your health."

And my sister had this one electric, baseball-pitcher blaster...
"Here comes the thunderball!" "KRAK-A-BOOM!"

Paragon Avenger

'cuse me, they said that if I beat the tar out of you, I get points.  Nothing personal.

Power Gamer

Today you begin the wimp trials. Its like jedi trials only you do more wincing, whining and blacking out.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Santa Claus Themed Toon:
Ho-Ho-Ho, you've been a naughty little boy.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'll line them up, you knock them down.

Power Gamer

You've won ONE MILLION *punches in the face*!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

Black-out or red-out, your choice
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Your choice, I can beat you senseless and collect XP and influence.

Power Gamer

Lets find out if you have a soul!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Tomorrow, who knows, but today we conquer!

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"