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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

Merry Christmas and a slappy new year!

Power Gamer

Marinated Chrysalis and a Hanging Nude Gear
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Alright yous guys, I taking over see, I'm the boss now, see,  You have to ----line!

Paragon Avenger

We've been through 3 team-wipes, but this time it will be different.
(increment the number and repeat)

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Here's wishing you and yours a very ziggy new year.

Power Gamer

What's the point, you'll just respawn the next speed run?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

You guys go ahead, I'll be waiting by the door.

Power Gamer

Its all fun and games until someone drops a nuke!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm just here for the drops, and the XP, and the inf.

Floride

Why does everyone hate Avy so much?
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

Party at my house afterwards!

Power Gamer

Didn't your mother tell you that nefarious evil and spandex don't mix?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

For Glory!
(If you're a hero, it's what you do.)

Paragon Avenger

When I formed this team, I had one goal in mind.  Victory.  Now, I have come to reconsider that word.  Survival.

Power Gamer

How would you look if your knees bend the other way? Lets find out.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

That costume is ridiculous.  Anybody ever tell you two primary colors just don't go.

Power Gamer

Your undertaker dress you this morning? Cuz yer dead!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

I'm going to have to kill you, just so that costume gets buried.

Power Gamer

Whoaw! Who gave you the black eye? Oh yeah, that was me!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"