Character Battlecries

[Pengy]

I'm going to aggro the daylight out of you.
(tanker toons only)

I'll herd you like mudkips!

[Power Gamer]

Less talking more bleeding

[doctorlurkin]

You are on the way to destruction

[Paragon Avenger]

For the thrill, for the glory, but mostly for the XP!

[Paragon Avenger]

Didn't this guy make this same speech last time, right before we turned him into dog food?
(to be used during A/V cut scenes.)

[Power Gamer]

Yer gunna be sittin' funny with my size 27s up yer keester!

[Paragon Avenger]

I'm gonna hit you so hard, fella, that you're gonna be sittin crossed legged for a week!

[Paragon Avenger]

We finally got the game back, so charge already!

[Power Gamer]

I brought the rake and a shovel. When do we get started?

[Paragon Avenger]

I brought a can of whoop-ass, who brought a can-opener.

[Power Gamer]

You're about to get a terminal case of butt hurt

[doctorlurkin]

Ni!

[Paragon Avenger]

Call the doctor, I think you're going to crash;  Doctor said he's coming, but you got to pay in cash.

[doctorlurkin]

I'm not punching you, I'm high-fiveing your face!

[Paragon Avenger]

I don't mean to sound rude, but I am going to kill you.

[Power Gamer]

Don't Sniff the Monkey!

[Paragon Avenger]

Defender, handle my light work.
(non-defender toons)

[Power Gamer]

Crime doesn't pay. Its probono.

[Paragon Avenger]

Let the tank take care of it.
(For tankers it means "stand back, I'll take care of it".  For high dps toons it means, "even the tank can kill that".)
(For defenders trying to keep squishies alive it means, "stop it!  let the tank take the aggro".)

[Paragon Avenger]

This is my tanker impersonation!
(used by non-tankers)