What to say when you have to leave the keyboard while on a team?

[Paragon Avenger]

I liked to have the AFK saying match my toon.
So imagine what you might want your character to say when you have to visit the plumbing.

[Paragon Avenger]

My boardsword scrapper would say, "I have to go sharpen my sword, be right back."

[Paragon Avenger]

A character I had named the Paragon Comptroller would say, "I have to go dispose of some liquid assets".

[Paragon Avenger]

Sheldor is AFK

[Paragon Avenger]

I have to go test the plumbing, BRB.

[AlphaFerret]

Brb...beer...

[Paragon Avenger]

There's a clockwork in my kitchen, be right back.

[eabrace]

To borrow a quote from the Simpsons:  "Gangway!  Gotta poop!"

[Paragon Avenger]

Potty Emergency, Potty Emergency, Potty Emergency!

[mezzosoprano]

"GTG, cat on fire...."

[Paragon Avenger]

I think I lost mapserver.

[Paragon Avenger]

Stealing another post:
Pizza's here, had fun see you next time.
(save this one until the final battle with the A/V on a TF (or villian equivalent).

[eabrace]

Potty Emergency, Potty Emergency, Potty Emergency!

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[Paragon Avenger]

Eabrace found the reference, good job.

[Paragon Avenger]

There's a squirrel in my pants, be right back.

[Paragon Avenger]

No, Jimmy!  Stop beating your sister with the cat.  I goota go, brb

[Rejolt]

"Auto-following the brute while ball lightning is on auto fire. Let's see how long Skippy the Defender can keep me alive."

Or more crass:
"Afk. Baby in microwave."

[Black Pebble]

Brb. Doing the wife.

[Noyjitat]

Brb. Doing the wife.

hahahaha

[Rejolt]

Brb. Doing the wife.

Honey, can you move your head to the right? I can't see the guy I am trying to heal.