What to say when you have to leave the keyboard while on a team?

[Floride]

brb, my Wiki Leaks

[Paragon Avenger]

Ah nerf it, I have to go for a bit, be right back.

[Nyx Nought Nothing]

BRB, cat on fire. Err, cat and curtains. Cat, curtains, Pocky collection, and Hummel figurines. Cat, curtains, Pocky, Hummel, and fish tank now on fire. BBIAB

[Paragon Avenger]

Sister's out of the bathroom, finally (thank goodness), be right back!

[Floride]

Bio break... oh wait, I have an empty 2 litre bottle right here. NM

[Paragon Avenger]

I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!!!!  <brb>

[Brightfires]

Mine was usually "AFK a sec... [X] agro", where [X] was typically one of my cats. XD

[Paragon Avenger]

BRB:
<spouse>,
sister,
brother,
<pet>,
<child>,
or
<parent>
aggro.

[Taceus Jiwede]

AFK Tornado.  Then you just unplug your computer.

Works. Every. Time

[Floride]

Gotta drop some salvage off at the vault, brb

[Paragon Avenger]

Oh, I broke a nail, brb while I get a file.

[Paragon Avenger]

The clothespin fell off, be right back.

[Floride]

Gotta hose down the Well of Furies, brb

[Paragon Avenger]

Hang on guys, Sheldon says that it's my turn to use the bathroom.  I've been waiting all day for this.

[Paragon Avenger]

Help! yellow water in gushing from between my legs!

[Paragon Avenger]

Commerical's over, brb.

[healix]

I had a bind that said, "BRB...the llama is attacking grandma again"

[Paragon Avenger]

Hey, I'm going to hit pause now.

[Floride]

Gotta stop bashing skulls and hit the head, brb

[Castegyre]

See if you can calculate whether or not I had enough time to wash my hands while I was gone, afk bio.