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Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

I'm the Paragon City greeting committe, Welcome to the hospital.

Power Gamer

I don't need friends, I have ammo.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Let's serve some summonses.

Power Gamer

Parole? You aint gunna need that in the grave.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

These days prison is like club med, with conjugal visits.

Floride

I just defeated 4 floors of your bored, loitering thugs. You're welcome.
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Power Gamer

After today, solid foods will no longer be in your diet.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Lucky you, you get to watch 8 superheroes work.  Up close and personal.

Paragon Avenger

Each day, I let one bad-guy go free, today isn't your day.

Power Gamer

Hope you like eating through a straw.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

When I give the signal, everybody surrender.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

After this you might wanna respec.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Let's see if this respec works.

Power Gamer

You've never PVPed before, have you?
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

All for one, and one for all, or words to that effect!

Power Gamer

Tremble and quake at the power of my Roth IRA.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Quote from: Power Gamer on August 13, 2015, 02:17:58 AM
Tremble and quake at the power of my Roth IRA.


ooooooooooooooooooooo, is that tax exempt?

Floride

Some guy who stands on a street corner, never sleeps, and won't give me his number told me to come here and kick your butt
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men