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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Paragon Avenger

#180
Does my breathe smell like clove?

Power Gamer

Keep the flags of discontent flying!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Everytime you get healed, take a shot.

Atlantea

This is completely a Big Trouble in Little China homage. But if you've got a martial arts character, it's a classic!  ;D

"Lets shake the pillars of Heaven!"
"I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will KILL it."
— Gen. Stacker Pentecost

Atlantea

Speaking of Big Trouble in Little China quotes that make GREAT battlecries, here's a few:

"Son of a bitch must pay!"

"I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear 'act of God'!"

"6.9 on the Richter scale!"

"I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?"

"This is gonna take crackerjack timing!"

"I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will KILL it."
— Gen. Stacker Pentecost

Paragon Avenger

How about Kung Fu Panda quotes?

"You can't defeat me, you're just a big fat panda."

"I'm not a big fat panda, I'm THE big fat panda."

"I'm not hungry.  Master."

Power Gamer

In a coma, no one can scream
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Win or lose, this is going to be fun!

Power Gamer

Go ahead and struggle, it amuses the peanut gallery.
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

First peep to die buys the beer.

Power Gamer

Funny, the inside of you doesn't look any better than the outside...
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Anybody know how to make macros?

Power Gamer

That's a one spicy meatball!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Power Gamer

Fear the power of the sponge bath!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Water Fight!

  (To be used only when there are at least a couple water blasters on the team.)

Paragon Avenger

Don't just stand there, throw kittens or something.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger


Paragon Avenger