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Character Battlecries

Started by Paragon Avenger, December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM

Safehouse

Don't start with me, I haven't had my coffee.
Name: Safehouse     Origin: Magic
Powers: Energy Blast/Electricity Manipulation/Flame Mastery/Teleportation
Security Level: 50+
Status: Inactive
Last Seen: Wandering the empty streets of the evacuated Paragon City.

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

It hurts when I do this.
(Remember, the battlecry was paired with the attack emote.)

Power Gamer

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Floride

Cool! A porno!

This was the battlecry I used during the opening cutscene of the BAF when Mother Mayhem's cleavage seemed to be front and center
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

And I just threw my back out.

Paragon Avenger

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

Power Gamer

You just ordered a side order of DIE!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Atlantea

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am...

... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke!

"I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will KILL it."
— Gen. Stacker Pentecost

Paragon Avenger

I smell popcorn; am I doing math?

ricodah

Crap, it's Statesman! LOOK BUSY! 

Paragon Avenger

Eat, Drink, and be merry for now we kill, I mean arrest.

Floride

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Vee

One of mine said "You gonna finish that shawarma?" but I clearly can't use that on the return as it'd look like an avengers reference. My all time favorite was "Keep it together Shalice!" though.

Floride

Quote from: Vee on March 08, 2015, 06:24:17 PM
One of mine said "You gonna finish that shawarma?" but I clearly can't use that on the return as it'd look like an avengers reference. My all time favorite was "Keep it together Shalice!" though.
I can't believe I forgot until now, but that Keep It Together, Shalice reference reminded me of the only other time I'd modify a toon's battlecry for a particular cutscene (besides the BAF).
Personally, I never turned down a chance to smack around ol Frostfire. He just seemed so deserving of it. Anyhow, in the middle of his cutscene there was a point when he'd turn around and blast one of his own Outcasts and shout "Shutup you moron!". At which point you'd see my bubble pop up on the side "Yeah!Let the Moron King speak!"
It was funny. Really, it was! Guess you had to be there :)
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

Paragon Avenger

Here comes my rifle, pony, and me.

Power Gamer

Positron, stop picking your nose!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Ride the pony, ride the pony.

Power Gamer

No one expects the Spinach Sporin!
It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes a villain to explain the value of lunch money.

-Random CoHer: "Why does the sky turn green during Rikti invasions?"
-Me:"Rikti Monkey farts"
-Random CoHer: "I'm going to you for all my questions from now on!"

Paragon Avenger

Do you mind not standing on my chest; my hat is on fire.