Unicorn poo is at least sparkly.Unicorn doo is the most sinister of all doo, precisely for that reason.
Don't insult unicorn poo.
I rest my case.
Unicorn poo is at least sparkly.
Don't insult unicorn poo.
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Until I can sign in and get back to my corner of Atlas Park.... I'll refrain from squee.
Wait.. We can get our own corners? How do I sign up?
It reminds me of a post I read in the Star Wars Galaxies forums in the fall of 2005. The guy claimed he had an "uncle" who worked for Sony Online Entertainment. The poster claimed the game would reduce the professions to eight, make Jedi a starting profession, totally rework combat to make it "twitch based," and rework the entire crafting system.
We all thought he was nuts. "How could they do that before the launch of a major expansion?," we said. Until, of course, it actually happened.
This thread should really be renamed. I got really excited in the split second between clicking on this and viewing its contents.
I'd rather we just delete and/or move this thread entirely.
Taking exception with your note of dark places aiding in failing to detect (anyone with an advanced degree in Arcane Biology would know unicorn poop glows) I concede to your point.If you place a unicorn turd far enough back into an otherwise-lightless cave, the glow emitted from the dung will dissipate before reaching the eyes of someone at the entrance of the cave, assuming normal human eyesight. Even in the case of low-light vision (for example, cats, owls, or elves) it simply means that you have to have more darkness or greater distance separating the dung from its viewer.
Nice to know Unicorn Poo glows... I'll start hunting them at night!Unicorn poo is edible, too! (http://www.instructables.com/id/Unicorn-Poop/)
If you place a unicorn turd far enough back into an otherwise-lightless cave, the glow emitted from the dung will dissipate before reaching the eyes of someone at the entrance of the cave, assuming normal human eyesight. Even in the case of low-light vision (for example, cats, owls, or elves) it simply means that you have to have more darkness or greater distance separating the dung from its viewer.
Creatures with 'vision' based on phenomenon other than light can be safely excluded from consideration. The luminescence of unicorn dung or the darkness of its surroundings is irrelevant in regards to their ability to percieve said dung.
So, while it's true that unicorn feces is bioluminescent, my point stands that it cannot be seen given sufficient darkness separating it and its would-be viewer.
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Anybody else view it as oddly positive that people are still trying to unicorn us? Part of me thinks our worst problem is making people know we're still here...yeah.
"Inside" from here?
As the old saying goes, everyone knows somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody who's uncle's sister-in law's dog groomer's cousin's best friends's high school classmate's aunt's step-brother's truck mechanic's friend's weed supplier's dad's ex-wife's hair stylist's husband's drinking buddy's estranged relative's boss that knows a CEO of major corporation that is bunk mates with the guy that have inside information on a game company. But of course they cant be named because they want to keep the million dollar purchase a secret or else people will find out that they are friends with a guy that knows the guy that washes the car of a girl that dated a guy that know who Batman is.