This just in,
This reporter has learned, today, that the THeM is in full swing trying to pitch THeM's plan to take over the world, I mean the game formerly known as City of Heroes. They have sent geisha girls to the suites of the top executives. The overly excited girls were sent back with messages that informed the THeM that geisha is a Japanesee custom not South Korean. THem tried sending vegatarian gift baskets to NCSoft executives. The baskets came with notes about respecting their beliefs in the scared cows. The baskets were likewise sent back with the simple message, 'Where's the beef.' on them. THem countered by sending the executives the finest English tea and cookies. The tea was sent back, but the cookies were gone. Again THeM found a note explaining the reason. It said, "Nice cookies, wrong tea."
This reporter just the impression that the THeM would send a ham to a Jewish person with a note saying, "Happy Yom Kippur."