Those lines alone tell a story. A touching, funny, badass, really weird story. I'm still trying to process it all, but apparently it's about a little girl who overcomes an extraordinarily difficult childhood and rebels against her ancient society's secretive ways. Eventually she goes on to become the first assassin in the world to ever wear boob glitter and hold sold-out stage performances. ...and something about radish soup.
I have no idea why that movie didn't do better than it did.
I have to confess, Triplash, I like the way your mind works! Yes, the radish soup is clearly a
red herring, added simply to make things more challenging. As a gay man, I believe I can be forgiven (or at least have it be understandable) my failure to notice boob glitter--I mean, at some level I
should notice, and yet...
As to the touching, funny, badass, really weird story you describe (
*sounds buzzer for the WIN!*) I instantly recognized the movie you (and our collective quotes) are describing as
KILL BILL, Volumes I and II. Too bad my surmise has
nothing to do with the current Movie Quote, for which I am clueless and without answer. Hmmm, where is that cheesy grin winky icon?