New efforts!

[ivanhedgehog]

Wait, so I'm the only one who imagines everyone on the internet sounding like Gilbert Gottfried?

peewee herman

but that is better than it used to be...imagine an Arcana text read in jar jar binks

[LateNights]

Not if you have to fly to Australia.

Nope, I'm stuck here - so you're safe from the furious vengeance.

Unless I have actual superpowers I'm unaware of...

[Arcana]

Nope, I'm stuck here - so you're safe from the furious vengeance.

Unless I have actual superpowers I'm unaware of...

I guess we'll have to keep torturing you increasingly more severely on the internet until they manifest.

Seriously: was anyone staring at this guy:

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.movieweb.com%2Fimg.news%2FNEFE0tLqyRtaIO_1_2.jpg

and *not* thinking "on Teb, on!"

[MM3squints]

I guess we'll have to keep torturing you increasingly more severely on the internet until they manifest.

Seriously: was anyone staring at this guy:

https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.movieweb.com%2Fimg.news%2FNEFE0tLqyRtaIO_1_2.jpg

and *not* thinking "on Teb, on!"

Agent Smith looks like he will be standing 201 feet away from a school

[darkgob]

Wait, so I'm the only one who imagines everyone on the internet sounding like Gilbert Gottfried?

I definitely read this in his voice.

[LateNights]

I guess we'll have to keep torturing you increasingly more severely on the internet until they manifest.

Seriously: was anyone staring at this guy:

and *not* thinking "on Teb, on!"

I haven't seen it - haven't been to a movie in nearly 15 years, and actually don't even have a tv in my house anymore, it'll have to wait until I can watch it at the gym.

So, torture might not work very gooder...

[Vee]

I definitely read this in his voice.

You shouldn't have, I sound more like Bobcat Goldthwait.

[Biz]

Like Morgan Freeman. (If I change my avatar pic to his, would everyone read my posts like him?)

I'm going to steal this idea, but take it a slightly different direction. SO YOU CAN'T SUE ME FOR COPYRIGHT!

[Felderburg]

I'm going to steal this idea, but take it a slightly different direction. SO YOU CAN'T SUE ME FOR COPYRIGHT!

...I haven't seen Talladega Nights either.

[Brigadine]

...I haven't seen Talladega Nights either.

"How'd he make it into the video game so fast?"

[Vee]

...I haven't seen Talladega Nights either.

Apart from Anchorman it's the best Will Ferrell movie about something only ridiculous people watch.

[MM3squints]

I'm making a toon named Shake & Bake and I can because that trademark is abandoned

https://trademarks.justia.com/862/10/shake-86210011.html

Just can't use this one

https://trademarks.justia.com/730/21/shake-n-bake-73021157.html

[Felderburg]

Apart from Anchorman it's the best Will Ferrell movie about something only ridiculous people watch.

Are you saying that only ridiculous people watch the news?

[Vee]

Of course. I thought i'd be more likely to get an objection from the NASCARs people :P

[Arcana]

Of course. I thought i'd be more likely to get an objection from the NASCARs people :P

...


...


Nah, too easy.

[Biz]

Of course. I thought i'd be more likely to get an objection from the NASCARs people :P

They have trouble typing because, well...they don't know what to do with their hands

[JoshexProxy]

They have trouble typing because, well...they don't know what to do with their hands

@Biz, I concur. After all you must remember the reasons why trolleys no longer serve as public transit in the majority of the united states and the tracks are still there but remain covered with countless layers of asphalt. it all had to do with motor car enthusiasts and thier model T's and those damned trolley drivers who shouldn't be on the road cause they don't know how to drive (HINT, they were pulled on a Pulley and chord system!), and how the trolleys kept swerving in their lanes and all over the road (HINT they were on a track in only 1 lane!).

Occupation: "NASCAR!!!!!!" "uh, I mean ACE DRYVER!"

and in your perspective what was the issue with that corner and the trolley?: "Whi, I cud make that thar corner at max speed with or without the trolley and anyone who sez I can't is a dummy!"

And what is your perspective Mr Richington: "My dear fellow, I am far too rich and well educated to have made such a hapless mistake as to accidentally run into a trolley, why I believe it was the poor chap driving the trolley that was envious of my fine automobile! he rammed right into me!"

[Vee]

K I'm replacing Gilbert with family guy vaudeville voice when reading joshex from now on.

[Arcana]

I wonder what that would sound like when encheferated:

@BEEz, I cuncuor. Iffter ill yuou muost remember zee-a reesuns vhy trulleys nu lunger serfe-a is puobleec truonsit in zee-a mejurity ouff zee-a united stetes und zee-a trecks ire-a still zeere-a buot remeen cufered vit cuountless leyers ouff isphelt. it ill hed tu du vit mutur cer inthuosiests und zeer mudel T's und thuse-a demned trulley drifers vhu shuouldn't be-a oun zee-a rued cuose-a zeey dun't knuo huo tu drife-a (HINT, zeey vere-a puolled oun a Puolley und churd system!), und huo zee-a trulleys kept sverfing in zeeur luones und ill oufer zee-a rued (HINT zeey vere-a oun a treck in ounly 1 luone-a!). Ouccuopetiun: "NESCER!!!!!!" "uh, I meuon ICE DRYFER!" und in yuour perspectife-a vhet ves zee-a issuoe-a vit zeet curner und zee-a trulley?: "Vhee, I cuod meke-a zeet zeer curner it mex speed vit our vithuout zee-a trulley und unyune-a vhu sez I cuon't is a duommy!" Und vhet is yuour perspectife-a Mr Richeengtun: "My deer felluo, I im fer tuo rich und vell iduoceted tu hefe-a mede-a suoch a hepless meesteke-a is tu icceedentelly ruon intu a trulley, vhy I beleefe-a it ves zee-a puor chep drifing zee-a trulley zeet ves infiuous ouff my feene-a ouotumubeele-a! he-a remmed right intu me-a!"

I cuncuor.

[Shibboleth]

I haven't seen Pulp Fiction.

Some things should not be admitted in public.