Scrapperlock

[Triplash]

Well now you gone done and did it, Steelclaw. You reminded me that I used to love writing song parodies. So for what feels like the first time in fifteen years, I sat down and wrote one. (Unless it's really bad, in which case I found it somewhere on the internet.) If anyone's silly enough to try and sing it you'll want to set it to this tune. Just be warned, you might not have heard of the original song. The title is "Thunderstruck", by this little Australian band called AC/DC.


Scrapperlock

(Scrapper)
(Scrapper)
(Scrapper)
(Scrapper)

I ran straight
Into the middle of a x8 spawn (Scrapper)
Mobs all 'round
And then I saw the ambush pile on (Scrapper)
My mind raced
At the chaos I just jumped into (Scrapper)
Couldn't tell
If my team was even in the room (Scrapper)

The background music
Beatin' in my heart
The thunder of fists
Tearing mobs apart
I'm in... Scrapperlock

Tore through the mission
Drawing aggro, I hit the cap
Leapt at the AV, yeah AV
While the team had a chat
I met some allies
Who were too slow and got left behind
Ran all the places, punched all the faces
Yeah yeah, hey, hey, it blew my mind

I'm just spammin' AOEs
Could we up the diff please?
Yeah the bosses are too soft
I'm in... Scrapperlock
Scrapperlock
Yeah yeah yeah, Scrapperlock
Ooh, Scrapperlock
Yeah

Now I'm targeting the trees
Could we start the mish please?

Scrapperlock, Scrapperlock
Yeah yeah yeah, Scrapperlock

Said nah, it's alright
I'm doing fine
Look after the blaster
I'm doing fine
So fine

Scrapperlock, Scrapperlock
You've been Scrapperlocked

[Kaiser Tarantula]

Scrappers might not exist any more, but scrapperlock is forever.

[KABCOMson]

think you could come up with the tune of run to the hills by iron maiden or for whom the bell tolls by metallica?

[Super Firebug]

All I have is this, to the tune of the '70s "Spider-Man" Saturday-morning cartoon:

Iron Man, Iron Man
Does whatever an iron can.
Presses pants, presses shirts,
Presses pleats into skirts.
Look out! Here comes the Iron Man!

And there you have the extent of my songwriting talent. I submitted that on the COX chat channel in CO yesterday, and got about the reaction I'd hoped for.

[SARobb]

Scrappers might not exist any more, but scrapperlock is forever.

So say we all

[Triplash]

Scrappers might not exist any more, but scrapperlock is forever.

Pancakin' A, man. Pancakin' A.

Iron Man, Iron Man
Does whatever an iron can.
Presses pants, presses shirts,
Presses pleats into skirts.
Look out! Here comes the Iron Man!

Awesome

think you could come up with the tune of run to the hills by iron maiden or for whom the bell tolls by metallica?

I could try maybe. The only other one I got right now is "Mamas Don't Let Your Newbies Grow Up To Be Blappers"

[General Idiot]

Scrappers might not exist any more, but scrapperlock is forever.

Damn right it is. Though it gets me into trouble frequently in other games that weren't designed for it. Can I have CoH back yet?

[ukaserex]

From time to time, my sole minion at work has to wash quite a few pans. When he slows down, I tell him to hurry up, or I will sing.

One day, he says, "Go ahead. Sing. I'll call your bluff."

So, I grab a metal spoon, a 5 gallon Cambro bucket, and proceed to sing (very likely out of key)

to the tune of Mr. Sandman

Mister Panman, clean me some pots,
And make them shiny without any spots,

And when you think your dishes are clean,
They are not, because your boss is mean,

Mister Panman, clean me some glass,
'Cause if you don't, I'm gonna fire your dada-dada, la-la-la-la-laaaaaa
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At this point, my minion looks at me, then looks up at the ceiling and silently asks God, with his lips moving, "Why?".

[Ashen Fury]

*nods to sig*